Passed road test.

[Wally]

I know a guy from here that went to either Washington or Oregon can't remember...he's back on twilight shift cause he went to the hotel bar and greased some 48 year old lady and stayed in her room and showed up late the next day

Greased?

 

[dookie stain]

Greased?

Porked...the old rail no bail...straddle and skidaddle...hump and dump

 

[Wally]

Porked...the old rail no bail...straddle and skidaddle...hump and dump

Oh, duel party, participatory carnal knowledge!

 

[MyTripisCut]

Porked...the old rail no bail...straddle and skidaddle...hump and dump

Walked the dog

 

[burrheadd]

She got some mud for her turtle