I'm a night person. While the rest of you are sleeping, I work. I have one part time job as a projectionist.
See, a movie doesn't come all on one big real. It comes on a few. So someone has to be there to switch the projectors at the exact moment that one reel ends and the next one begins. If you look for it, you can see these little dots come into the upper right-hand corner of the screen. In the industry, we call them "cigarette burns." That's the cue for a changeover. I flip the projectors, the movie keeps right on going, and nobody in the audience has any idea.
~Why would anyone want this **** job?~
Because it affords me other interesting opportunities.
Like splicing single frames of pornography into family films. So in the movie when the snooty cat and the courageous dog meet for the first time, thats when you can catch my contribution.-a single frame of smut- Nobody knows they saw it....but they saw it.
This might be fun, if too personal, my apologies.
If you could pick any job at UPS besides the one you currently have, what would it be?
If you didn't work for UPS, what other job/career would you pursue?