Preload: Almost had a golden shower today....

[Wally]

Baby wipes.

 

[Jones]

Let them get mad---and have their manager remove it.

I wasn't really trying to make it the shop's problem, more making a point to my center manager who wasn't doing anything about it.

 

[burrheadd]

Just fling it in the ditch on your way back to the building

It’ll biodegrade in about 100 years

 

[TheMachine]

Funny this as I got in one car this morning to find three Poland Springs with their new yellow water and I counted 7 empty Snapple glasses and $1.37.

Some drivers are just horrific.

 

[VelcroVestsAreTearable]

Every ing day, pigs!

If that's the case then its time for you retaliate by leaving a few homemade apple juice containers of your own. No cap.
Do you like asparagus?

 

[VelcroVestsAreTearable]

If your management team insists on you peeing in a bottle and you do it you are either running scared or need better union representation. NO ONE should have to pee in a bottle

Peeing in the bottle is the easy part. The hard part is trying to decide which shelf to leave it on that day.

 

[VelcroVestsAreTearable]

Exactly! Most people don’t want to resort to using the bathroom in their trucks. But if they do, no one else should ever have to see evidence of it. It’s simple courtesy.

I hope you wash your hands after you pee all over your fingers---then again what do you do with no place to wash?

Exactly. I question every discoloration on a package now. Was that rain or urine?

 

[Indecisi0n]

I once almost got a rolling brown out.

 

[Daf]

One of my loaders drivers left him a "surprise" under a piece of paper in RDR yesterday.
His bins were packed, so I helped him for a few minutes and almost dropped an 57lb package on this "surprise." Thankfully, I noticed right before disaster struck that something was under the paper...
Less than an hour into the shift my coworker or I could have smelled like R Kelly's sheets and that's a problem.View attachment 192820
According to my coworkers, this isn't the first time and typically it seems malicious.

Have y'all ever dealt with homemade "apple juice" and any tips on what to do about it?

Pour it out on the seat

 

[1BROWNWRENCH]

If that's the case then its time for you retaliate by leaving a few homemade apple juice containers of your own. No cap.
Do you like asparagus?

I did consider substuting my own in a similar but different bottle to see if anyone noticed.

 

[1BROWNWRENCH]

Pour it out on the seat

Again.....Please don't.

 

[UnconTROLLed]

Manager is in Chicago and won't be back for several days.RED TAG. Seriously, I get a hazmat responder. Until then, no work performed.

As a responder, it's a polite no thanks! I only clean up spills from packages. Someone spills their energy drink and the PD is shut down, I might be kind enough to offer paper towels so they can clean it up. Or not. If UPS wants a responder, they'll have to call someone else or an outside one.

 

[Daf]

So here is an idea, how about the driver throw it in the garbage at the end of the day. Otherwise have his management do it for him.

 

[VelcroVestsAreTearable]

Again.....Please don't.

Agreed. It's not just the driver that sits in that seat ya know.

 

[oldngray]

April showers bring May flowers.

 

[Indecisi0n]

April showers bring May flowers.

Would you shower my flower ?

 

[watdaflock?]

Otherwise have his management do it for him.

lol




Good luck with that.

 

[VelcroVestsAreTearable]

Found the solution.

 

[Dr.Brownz]

Only once in my carear have I had to turn the inside of the truck brown....I pray to the LAWD that I dont have to experience that type of atrocity again.

 

[CoolStoryBro]

Report back when you get a Cleaveland Steamer

COOL STORY BRO