Purple Promise for the New Year

[OrioN]

So with all these malcontents on this site, let's turn things around for the New Year!

What will be your manifesto for your purple promise process, fellow eggplants?


for example,

"I wear black gloves,

but I deliver white~glove service!"

Ok, now for u...

Drink copious amounts of the following,

spike it with whatever you want and let the purplish ideas fly! #sarcasm

Happy New Year!

 

[Schweddy]

I'm looking to sport my purple belt this year.

 

[McFeely]

I'm already drunk and wearing nothing but my purple Santa hat and a smile for the rest of the year.

 

[OrioN]

Tee hee hee, u guys arr doing it wrong.

Here's another example:

"Every house i deliver to is a million~dollar home, meaning I puts extra focus & care to every driver release as if I was delivering to my own home"

 

[Fred's Myth]

 

[MrFedEx]

This. My personal Purple Promise is to delight every single customer and make sure that their precious package is handled with the utmost care, love, and respect.

 

[dezguy]

My purple promise is in my pants but it's not a promise, it's a helmet.

 

[OrioN]

Oh do youse mean like this:

I rarely watch current SNL but some of the old skool stuff is pretty funny

Maximum Effort for 2017, y'all!
Enjoy the rest of your holiday. HD back on Wednesday

 

[Route 66]

I rarely watch current SNL but some of the old skool stuff is pretty funny

I think memory plays funny tricks on us and treats time with kindness. Some years back I purchased the first two seasons of SNL on DVD and found myself surprised at just how lame most of those skits actually were. Just not nearly the gut-busters I had remembered them to be.
I guess for a generation who had been brought up thinking 'The Carol Burnett Show' was the benchmark for TV comedy, it was pretty cutting edge - but actually rather insipid by today's standards. (Chevy Chase was highly overrated IMO)

 

[It will be fine]

I think memory plays funny tricks on us and treats time with kindness. Some years back I purchased the first two seasons of SNL on DVD and found myself surprised at just how lame most of those skits actually were. Just not nearly the gut-busters I had remembered them to be.
I guess for a generation who had been brought up thinking 'The Carol Burnett Show' was the benchmark for TV comedy, it was pretty cutting edge - but actually rather insipid by today's standards. (Chevy Chase was highly overrated IMO)

Were you sober on the rewatch? That might be your problem.

 

[Route 66]

Were you sober on the rewatch? That might be your problem.

Ahhh, perhaps that's what it was!

 

[OrioN]

I think memory plays funny tricks on us and treats time with kindness. Some years back I purchased the first two seasons of SNL on DVD and found myself surprised at just how lame most of those skits actually were. Just not nearly the gut-busters I had remembered them to be

That was your 1st mistake, we were all young & stupid @ one point... but u bought a DVD set? Almost everything is on the YouTubes nowadays & you can pick out the good ones.

Dunno who Carroll Burnett is & agree that Chevrolet Chase is over rated... all 3 amigos weren't funny at all. Dunno who is entertained with beavus n butthead, ren n stimpy, or those other crappy shows as well, but that's another topic

 

[Cactus]

"Good morning dear customer, thank you for choosing FedEx where your satisfaction is our top priority. Please sign my powerpad for all this late freight I just brought you."

 

[Route 66]

That was your 1st mistake, we were all young & stupid @ one point... but u bought a DVD set?

lol, yeah when I said "some years ago" I was talking the pre-youtube era. I don't make that mistake any more!

 

[OrioN]

Update, still going strong?

Check out these sequence numbers on some boxes. Made the customers LoL in my area...

When handed a crayon, may as well have some fun... preskool rox! I knows my numbers!

 

[OrioN]

Bump,

Finally had a whole week of "clean plate"

(No send agains ~ 100% service!)

Last Saturday, I had a DEX 011 (auto shop closed early on a Saturday, grr) & had 4 days of "clean plate"

Rare to do that during peak

Look at the friggin hours! I'm back from 80-90 miles to 170-200 miles a friggin day.

PS, if I call out sick, the management gets 2 drivers to cover my area so they won't be delivering in the dark.

 

[STFXG]

Why’s it taking you so long?

 

[floridays]

Bump,

Finally had a whole week of "clean plate"

(No send agains ~ 100% service!)

Last Saturday, I had a DEX 011 (auto shop closed early on a Saturday, grr) & had 4 days of "clean plate"

Rare to do that during peak

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Look at the friggin hours! I'm back from 80-90 miles to 170-200 miles a friggin day.

PS, if I call out sick, the management gets 2 drivers to cover my area so they won't be delivering in the dark.

So they pay you the equivalent of the two guys when your off?

 

[floridays]

More pictures of how you load the truck please, It really excites me. I've never see a person so proud of being bent over. Maybe I've just misunderstood most of what you post.

 

[OrioN]

Why’s it taking you so long?

It's the driving between stops. Windshield time as those brownies call it. I learned from a brownie on route to do my gated community last, so my sporh speed up since most of the old folks are inside their homes & I drop n run

If I go any faster down those dusty, bumpy roads, I'd tear up my FedEx logo'ed boxvan.

Those 2 cover drivers took about 8.5 hours each when I called out for a week, LoL