Q4 numbers are atrocious. Time to cut

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Maple Grove MN Driver, Dec 19, 2019.

  1. Maple Grove MN Driver

    Maple Grove MN Driver Cocaine Mang!

    Q4 has been a disaster for UPS.
    The week after Christmas leading up to Q4 End will see severe cuts.
    No fuel
    No soap
    No toliet paper
    Bottom 25% of seniority drivers will be laid off in Maple Grove
     
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  2. I have been lurking

    I have been lurking Masked and ready

    No ice machines
    No pens
    Belts and box lines turned off
    H1B stupidvisors
     
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  3. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    I cant see them laying off. After our drone layoffs there aren't many guys left.
     
  4. a911scanner

    a911scanner Active Member

    Laid off and brought back as 22.4's for Sunday delivery... I hope.
     
  5. Crash-n-Burn

    Crash-n-Burn Over/under

  6. Crash-n-Burn

    Crash-n-Burn Over/under



    We having fun yet
     
  7. ibleedbrown

    ibleedbrown Active Member

    No parade.
    No confetti.

    "Randy Macho Man Savage"
     
  8. MECH-lift

    MECH-lift Union Brother

    I guess there won’t be a cocaine buffet this year ! :censored3:
     
  9. Poop Head

    Poop Head Lovin' every minute of it!

    They're even laying off some of the drones here! Crazy
     
  10. MECH-lift

    MECH-lift Union Brother

    can’t afford the electric to charge the drone batteries lol
     
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  11. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    They are using drone casuals here .
     
  12. PASinterference

    PASinterference Yes, I know I'm working late.

    They painted our feeder drivers brown. Saved millions on material for uniforms. Profits are skyrocketing. All is well.
     
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  13. Crash-n-Burn

    Crash-n-Burn Over/under

    That help end the polyester shortage. Buy exspandex it's the material of choice for the feeder.
     
  14. onewithedd

    onewithedd Active Member

    With everything they EC’d so as to not pay claims how can that be? Say it isn’t so!
     
  15. 1BROWNWRENCH

    1BROWNWRENCH Amatuer Malthusian

    Pink tag parts ordering is shut off again in automotive.
     
  16. Boywondr

    Boywondr The truth never changes.

    And have to wear a cone for visibility.
     
  17. Jones

    Jones fILE A GRIEVE! Staff Member

    I heard the new feeder uniform is gonna be a brown onesie.
     
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  18. Old Man Jingles

    Old Man Jingles Rat out of a cage

    Made by Omar the Tentmaker?
     
  19. What'dyabringmetoday???

    What'dyabringmetoday??? Well-Known Member

    Your jealousy of the life of a feeder driver is noted. Sorry you were stuck in a menial job all of those years.
     
  20. clean hairy

    clean hairy Well-Known Member

    Not a brown Speedo?