Really bad pickup lines.........

Justaname

Well-Known Member
I did a ride along with my buddy who is a police officer. We pulled over a cute girl who was speeding. She said "I thought you guys don't give pretty girls tickets?" My buddy replied " we don't." And handed her a speeding ticket. Priceless.
 

BSWALKS

Fugitive From Reality
It's been a real long time, but what worked for me was (her)"I like smart :censored2: guys". (Me) "cool. I like hot blondes".
Fast forward 25 years, I still like hot blondes. (Her)"can u stfu & be serious for once?!"
ahhh, sweet love.
 

Operational needs

Virescit Vulnere Virtus
Great legs. What time do they open?

And an oldie, but not so goodie:
You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all night.
 
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