Safety Audit/Ketter question?
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soberups
Pees in the brown Koolaid
There is a difference between rising to a challenge and making a decision not to waste one's time with meaningless, feel-good word games. I am an adult, not a 5th grader.
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UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)
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Somehow I can't picture you running to the restroom just to avoid a Keter auditor.
TooTechie
Geek in Brown
I keep my head down when I'm walking to the diad room from my truck and they usually leave me alone.
Johnny Paycheck
Speak softly and carry a big stick.
Me and some loaders were joking during break about how much drivers make and how unhappy they seem to be with their jobs, one guy even said it was drivers bitching that motivated him to do well in school so he wouldn't have to become one. We talked about the things we'd be willing to do to make what a top-rate driver does top suggestions were "For that much you can make me..." Wear a ballerina outfit, call the sup "Daddy", walk the packages to their destination, etc. and any combination of them. We never dreamed that somewhere drivers are getting upset about having to answer safety questions on the clock.
UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)
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Most of the time the audit is conducted when we get off road at night so we are being paid $45/hr to answer their questions.
bleedinbrown58
That’s Craptacular
You guys sure know how to kill 10 min.....lol
bleedinbrown58
That’s Craptacular
What did....my *sparkling* personality??
Johnny Paycheck
Speak softly and carry a big stick.
Life is hard, ain't it?
bleedinbrown58
That’s Craptacular
How many hours a day do you play box monkey?
3 done 3 to go
In control of own destiny
Have heard plenty about those fictitious ketter people. Never had them come to the building. We just hear they are about 100 miles away today. Never seem to head north enough. If they ever do ----I will work late that night.
Johnny Paycheck
Speak softly and carry a big stick.
Usually between 5 to 5.5. Most box monkeys have more than one job. I work 8 hours a day at a water treatment plant. I generally clock in there at 7am and clock out at UPS between 10 and 10:30pm. The guy who loads the trailer next to mine works at an auto garage during the day. Same story for him.
Johnny Paycheck
Speak softly and carry a big stick.
And we really prefer hub rat.
bleedinbrown58
That’s Craptacular
No kidding, all us box monkeys have 2nd jobs.....but play box monkey for 10 or 11 hours a day...then see how you'd like to be kept "after school" to answer inane questions they ask us once a week. Local sort starts at 5pm? Hmmm..thought it started after 6.
DILLIGAF1
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It was not a condition of my hiring to know the answers to their questions. My BA told me we don't have to give the answers verbatim but need to be able to show I have a good understanding of the answers. My SUPE told me that she must find five things wrong with me on my annual ride and they can't be the same as anything on the last three rides. When I was hired there was only three rule to backing and AGKLM. UPS tries to make everything air tight, hence the questions you are talking about, if you do anything wrong it's covered and they can blame it on you.
bitter to the bone
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Kiss off. I am an adult. And you always have something negative to say. Glad I don't work with you
bitter to the bone
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Oh Yeah UpstateNYUPSER, you attack my post. Why don't you go back and attack Sober's HUH?????? I think your just a cyber bully is all
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bitter to the bone
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This is the post of whick I was refering NY Have a nice day
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soberups
Pees in the brown Koolaid
I walked to the restroom to take a leak, and exited via a different door so as to avoid wasting time regurgitating acronyms.
It was a win/win; I got to go home to my family 15 minutes earlier and the auditor got to bother someone else who undoubtedly scored better on the test than I would have.
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