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Non sequitur

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Your last vestige a manhood taken away?
 

Operational needs

Virescit Vulnere Virtus
OMG! Just when I think I’ve heard everything some idiot has to come along and outdumb the previous idiotic thing. And they are seriously comparing rape to farting, thus minimizing rape. #FartRape. I just noticed this is from 2013. Hopefully, the stupidity over this died in 2013 and those women have since been “canceled”. SMH.
 

vantexan

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OMG! Just when I think I’ve heard everything some idiot has to come along and outdumb the previous idiotic thing. And they are seriously comparing rape to farting, thus minimizing rape. #FartRape. I just noticed this is from 2013. Hopefully, the stupidity over this died in 2013 and those women have since been “canceled”. SMH.
My wife and stepdaughter literally go bonkers if I pass gas, even in the bathroom. My wife loves Mexican food, knows exactly what it does to me, and rips me a new one for, well, ripping a new one. Believe it or not it was one of the two reasons I'm living in my car. And if they pass gas? No matter how bad it is they treat it like no big deal. I on the other hand have to light matches, spray, go outside, whatever. And they smoke pot, which is called skunk weed for a reason!
 

Operational needs

Virescit Vulnere Virtus
My wife and stepdaughter literally go bonkers if I pass gas, even in the bathroom. My wife loves Mexican food, knows exactly what it does to me, and rips me a new one for, well, ripping a new one. Believe it or not it was one of the two reasons I'm living in my car. And if they pass gas? No matter how bad it is they treat it like no big deal. I on the other hand have to light matches, spray, go outside, whatever. And they smoke pot, which is called skunk weed for a reason!
You’re too nice.
 

zubenelgenubi

I'm a star
I trained my wife and kids to know that farts are always funny. Besides, there was a story a while back about a compound in flatus that helps prevent cancer, so I tell them I'm just making sure they don't get cancer.
 
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