[Srs] Feeling ballsy, What would happen if I asked for a raise? (PreLoader) 1yr4months+

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Lbound2, Apr 19, 2019.

  1. Lbound2

    Lbound2 Member

    I just want to talk to a higher up, see what kind of :censored2:ery I can ensue. I honestly don't care if I don't but I want to see what'd happen. I feel like everyone is too scared to ask, so if I do, what do you think they'd say? Who should I talk to about it? I want to speak to a higher up, higher than my full timer, my full timer's boss's boss, and his boss's boss. Let's have some fun here why the hell not.

    Edit: I'm working at ups for the benefits, they're flippin' awesome. I don't need more money as I'm just in college living with my parents. It'd be pretty cool to see what'd happen if I tried.
     
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  2. KOG72

    KOG72 I’m full of it

    Go to Atlanta and just knock on the door
     
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  3. Lbound2

    Lbound2 Member

    Do I bring flowers?
     
  4. KOG72

    KOG72 I’m full of it

    Yes and balloons.It is funny around here when a big rig shows up at the building all of the sups quiet up quick.
     
  5. Box Ox

    Box Ox Well-Known Member

    Absolutely nothing. They'd suggest you ask the Union negotiate higher wages for you next Contract and to get back to your :censored2:ing job, you worthless piece of cardboard moving meat. You're not special. Nobody cares.
     
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  6. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Jake that you?
     
  7. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

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  8. 542thruNthru

    542thruNthru Well-Known Member

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  9. 542thruNthru

    542thruNthru Well-Known Member

    You could always ask @rickyb for the board room #

    https://www.browncafe.com/community/threads/corporate-board-room-phone-number.360024/
     
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  10. burrheadd

    burrheadd KING Of GIFS

    Do you pay union dues
     
  11. Lbound2

    Lbound2 Member

  12. rickyb

    rickyb Well-Known Member

    im glad you remembered that. i was just thinking about that the other day.

    on twitter anonymous used to post phone numbers for politicians and people in power. ppl still put up phone numbers for politicians im sure.

    workers dont put up a fight, and so they take more abuse. thats teh problem with north america, its night of the living dead. everyone are zombie consumers, and meanwhile we are being poisoned in the name of short term profits. flint michigan is a preview of what will happen to all of us.
     
  13. FrigidFTSup

    FrigidFTSup Resident Suit

    Asking for a raise is a ballsy question? Your toughest decision everyday must be whether to eat a pizza or turkey and cheese lunchable
     
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  14. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Well the guy hasn’t figured out how to quote yet so 1 step at a time.
     
  15. Jkloc420

    Jkloc420 Well-Known Member

    Apparently college is not teaching you anything
     
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  16. clean hairy

    clean hairy Well-Known Member

    Maybe it upstate using a different name?
     
  17. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    You can tell he's not married. He would have to ask for sex.
     
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  18. rickyb

    rickyb Well-Known Member

  19. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    Don't badmouth the greatest country ever...Merica!
     
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  20. 542thruNthru

    542thruNthru Well-Known Member

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