Strange things we do as drivers?

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

so urine melts ice and puts out fires...lol. I learn something new everyday!

It was pitch black and freezing rain- snow. Couldnt see a thing,out my mirrors..

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Would have been more efficient to cut out the middle man, and pee directly on the mirrors.

I wasnt gonna stand on the hood and whip It out!

 

[oldngray]

Poor stream flow?

 

[brownmonster]

I wasnt gonna stand on the hood and whip It out!

I would have to stand on the roof to leak on the mirrors. No pressure anymore.

 

[bleedinbrown58]

It was pitch black and freezing rain- snow. Couldnt see a thing,out my mirrors..

You gotta do what you gotta do

 

[ZQXC]

I wasnt gonna stand on the hood and whip It out!

Sounds like you need a booster pump

 

[bleedinbrown58]

I wasnt gonna stand on the hood and whip It out!

Agreed, that would've been tough story to sell to the cops! Well you see officer, I wasn't exposing myself....

 

[oldngray]

The next morning your preloader would be complaining your truck smells like piss.

 

[VonDutch]

Would have been more efficient to cut out the middle man, and pee directly on the mirrors.

It was his on car sups cup during his ride along.

 

[bleedinbrown58]

The next morning your preloader would be complaining your truck smells like piss.

 

[9.5er]

It was pitch black and freezing rain- snow. Couldnt see a thing,out my mirrors..

Mirrors are over rated anyway. Just go til it hits.

 

[Cementups]

Not that long but round as a can of corn.

I've got the opposite problem.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

It's been a while since my pencil has been sharpened.

 

[Big Arrow Down...D]

It's been a while since my pencil has been sharpened.

Shocking

 

[bleedinbrown58]

Shocking

You tell em.

 

[Big Arrow Down...D]

You tell em.

Rowdy wishes he had that problem

 

[jaker]

Smile at you and curse you out In our heads

 

[brownmonster]

It's been a while since my pencil has been sharpened.

Shouldn't be that difficult. Some of the chicks on the Our Time website aren't bad.

 

[bleedinbrown58]

Shouldn't be that difficult. Some of the chicks on the Our Time website aren't bad.

Rapey goatee and creepy "I like to watch you sleep from across the street with my binoculars" expression is enough to chase most of them away. Then of course, he will speak...and it's all over then.

 

[selfcancelsignal]

i talk to myself a lot. Mostly about planning my next section. A few "choice" words can come out here and there.

Then I look to my left and someone is at the bus stop and probably heard every word I said.

I tend to do this as well. Not usually with choice words. Still doesn't make me feel like any less of a when someone rolls up on me.