Strange things we do as drivers?

[soberups]

Sometimes in the winter my reverse lights will get so caked up with frozen mud that they no longer emit any visible light at night. If this happens out in the middle of nowhere and there is no hot water available...I will melt/wash the frozen mud off by peeing on them. You gotta do what you gotta do....

 

[Operational needs]

On my own time, when out in public, I feel like I should use a bathroom whether I need to or not because Ive gotten into the habit on my rural route where they are few and far between.

 

[BSWALKS]

I'd be better off peeing in the back of a package car. The bathrooms aren't even safe where I work.

 

[ten percenter]

Does anybody know how the process works as a 10 percenter. Do you have to ve off a certain amount of days before you can file for Unemployment

Seniority last guy

 

[pocahontas7979]

When i get to my personal car in the parking lot I reach for my clicker to open the door.

 

[pocahontas7979]

i talk to myself a lot. Mostly about planning my next section. A few "choice" words can come out here and there.

Then I look to my left and someone is at the bus stop and probably heard every word I said.

I worry about this a lot! Theres always someone standing outside when you don't want them to be-- but never there when you want them to be.

 

[You've Got Mail]

1,2,3 second delay at startup. Keeps you away from billboards? Yeah, I got it lol don't worry about numbers 4-10. I'll be reciting them in my sleep for weeks.

 

[superballs63]

UPS isn't paying y'all to take a piss, are they? Pretty sure that's what they like to call "stealing time."

If they want me to stay looking professional, then they're going to pay me to take a quick pee pee. Otherwise, my soaked/smelly uniform might offend some uptight people

 

[Kicked Your Dog]

I teach all the new receptionists to speak their names into the diad pen. It usually takes a couple of times for the diad's voice recognition to "hear" them and they usually need to speak much louder. Always good for s and giggles, especially when there are people in the lobbies.

 

[9.5er]

UPS isn't paying y'all to take a piss, are they? Pretty sure that's what they like to call "stealing time."

I made that pee on the clock I'm going to let out on the clock.

 

[Pooter]

I sat on the passenger side of a box truck ready to drive.

 

[nayrsiem]

I find myself trying to get the doors on random buildings to open by holding down the button on my friend.o.b. It doesn't seem to work.

 

[superballs63]

I give good service and burn up routes, that's strange to some

 

[Future]

I use different accents when talking to people when i am bored.

 

[Sparkey86]

Here's my new routine
Hold Diad up to customers head and say" due to Ebola we now need to scan your temp. I can do it this way (scan) or ( I pull stylus out) or we can do it the "other way"... Laughs all around! Enjoy

 

[joeboodog]

Whenl my wife calls me on the route I refuse to tell her if I am having a good day. Too many times I have said, "Yeah, things a going great and I'll be home early," then the wheels fall off the truck. The closest I'll come to saying I'm having a good day is "Let's not jinx it."

 

[ZQXC]

Whenl my wife calls me on the route I refuse to tell her if I am having a good day. Too many times I have said, "Yeah, things a going great and I'll be home early," then the wheels fall off the truck. The closest I'll come to saying I'm having a good day is "Let's not jinx it."

Your wife calls you on the route?

 

[joeboodog]

Your wife calls you on the route?

Yeah, I had to give her the number although she rarely calls.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Yeah, I had to give her the number although she rarely calls.

....only when she wants you to bring home some milk....

 

[ZQXC]

If my wife calls me on the route, someone has died.