A little long but funny. Hubby and I sitting outside with some beers in the cooler. I am going off about some nitwit at work. He says, "Be careful what you say, beers are in the cooler." HUH?
I say "Yes honey the beers are in the cooler, what are you talking about?"
He goes on and on saying beards, beards, water, water. He points up to the electrical wires and says beerds, beerds. Oh crap!
"You mean birds on the wire!"
"Yes! Yes! That's what I was saying!"
"No, that's what you thought you were saying, that's not what I heard, I heard beers in the cooler" (in my defense, it was hot and the beers were good and cold, plus he's got a strong Mexican accent that gets bad with beer)
Oh boy, we got a kick out of that, and we finished all the beer too.