Talk About Anything EXCEPT the Contract Thread

[pickup]

I can still shift. Even subcontractors wont sink that low!

Yeah and apparently you need two subcontractors to shift , one behind the steering wheel and one outside in sandals indicating to the driver how to back up and how to turn the steering wheel.

 

[over9five]

Yeah and apparently you need two subcontractors to shift , one behind the steering wheel and one outside in sandals indicating to the driver how to back up and how to turn the steering wheel.

Lol, sandals AND pajamas. The things I have seen.... cannot be unseen.
Might be a good idea for a new thread!

 

[1989]

Fixed a water leak last night by turning of the water to the sprinkler system. I am now a plumber.

 

[over9five]

Fixed a water leak last night by turning of the water to the sprinkler system. I am now a plumber.

I fixed the fridge yesterday be clearing a clog in the defrost line. I am now the Maytag repairman!

 

[1989]

I fixed the fridge yesterday be clearing a clog in the defrost line. I am now the Maytag repairman!

You could do commercials now.

 

[PeakMode]

I hope my long sleeve jacket shirts come in next week.

 

[over9five]

I hope my long sleeve jacket shirts come in new week.

They might, but they'll definitely be the wrong size.

 

[iowa boy]

They might, but they'll definitely be the wrong size.

And all with different shades of brown...

 

[scooby0048]

I washed my tractor this morning. Cleaned the glass, hope nobody uses it today.

I want to trade my mini 14 for a handgun but the gun shop is trying to lowball me. Maybe I will take some of my metal detecting gold to the pawnshop and buy a new gun with it instead of dealing with this jackoff.

 

[over9five]

I want to trade my mini 14 for a handgun but the gun shop is trying to lowball me. Maybe I will take some of my metal detecting gold to the pawnshop and buy a new gun with it instead of dealing with this jackoff.

Maybe wait a bit. You could be coming into some money....RETRO money.
I might use mine towards a new firearm!

 

[Elmo.goes.to.prom]

I washed my tractor this morning. Cleaned the glass, hope nobody uses it today.

Pretty Pink Tractor?

 

[scooby0048]

Maybe wait a bit. You could be coming into some money....RETRO money.
I might use mine towards a new firearm!

I'm going to ban you if you mention retro money. This was supposed to be anything but that.

 

[over9five]

I'm going to ban you if you mention retro money. This was supposed to be anything but that.

I know. I was trying to think of a way to say it without saying it, but....

 

[BSWALKS]

I fixed the fridge yesterday be clearing a clog in the defrost line. I am now the Maytag repairman!

I stopped and bought my wife some tampons.
I am now a gynecologist.

 

[over9five]

So, how's the weathah ovah there?

 

[over9five]

Have I mentioned my upcoming cruise?

 

[Boxslinger11]

Im icing my knee and having a beer i fully expect my knee to pop getting out the truck seasonal driving one day

 

[over9five]

Im icing my knee and having a beer i fully expect my knee to pop getting out the truck seasonal driving one day

That sounds painful. Will you fall to the ground? I recommend calling an ambulance rather than having a sup take you to the ER.

 

[Boxslinger11]

That sounds painful. Will you fall to the ground? I recommend calling an ambulance rather than having a sup take you to the ER.

Figure ill just cut it off and slap the peg leg on and keep on rollin

 

[over9five]

Figure ill just cut it off and slap the peg leg on and keep on rollin

Excellent. Could you also take 20 off Joe? He has to get out early for his kids soccer game.