Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Yellow man, Jan 3, 2019.

  1. Box Ox

    Box Ox Well-Known Member

    Maybe in your neck of the woods. Not in mine.
  2. Two Tokes

    Two Tokes Give it to me Baby

    Yeah we had one of those a few years back
    He would steal them and then sell them out of town
    25 years down the toilet
    What a chump
  3. Air Recovery

    Air Recovery Active Member

    This is almost as dumb as accidentally stealing a printer
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  4. burrheadd

    burrheadd KING Of GIFS

    this thread is over a year old

    I’am gonna say it has been rectified
  5. Air Recovery

    Air Recovery Active Member

  6. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    How big are her "ta-ta's"?
  7. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    Wow, she really is a close friend?

  8. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    This thread has run its course. Shutting'er down !
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  9. Alamo Joe

    Alamo Joe Member

    Start your break as soon as your off area. Don’t punch back in till you get back on trace.
  10. Really!!!!!!! I find it hard to believe you're really a driver. After all the responses and your still not sure if this is allowed????? Do you know what a stop sign looks like?
  11. Why didn't you do it during your lunch........
  12. Heavy Package

    Heavy Package Well-Known Member

  13. Signature Only

    Signature Only Blue in Brown

    Always the same with some managers. Case in point...

    Center manager fires a driver for going off route.

    Driver tells center manager that he forgot his wallet at home and had permission from his on-road to stop by and get it.

    At the center level hearing, business agent calls on-road into the office. When asked if she knows anything about the situation she replies that said driver told her he had forgotten his wallet and she instructed him to stop by his residence prior to his first stop to get it.

    Driver was immediately reinstated.

    2 years later the Center Manager was finally fired for dishonesty.
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  14. trickpony1

    trickpony1 Well-Known Member

    ...and the ORS that was honest, and told the truth, was transferred to some remote, Podunk extended center in the middle of nowhere?
  15. rod

    rod #1 on Upstates "list"

    Sometimes we just have to listen to our wienies. They know how to have fun.
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  16. myback

    myback Member

    You’re fired
  17. Staydryitsraining

    Staydryitsraining Well-Known Member

    Damn you had to bring that up. Hahahahahhahahahahhaha that story is priceless
  18. ManInBrown

    ManInBrown Well-Known Member

    Same here. One mile. My center manager in package used to go ballistic because I would save two stops by where I would eat lunch. I would do one right before lunch, and one right after. And the lunch place was right on the border of my route but since I was a 9.5 driver and was paid tons of free money every month he always tried to make it an issue telling me I’m “manipulating” my day by saving those two stops. You cant do that. Had a good laugh about it every time he made it an issue. :censored2:
  19. Rack em

    Rack em First to worst!

    "Orion had those 2 stops set up like that."
  20. ManInBrown

    ManInBrown Well-Known Member