scooby0048
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Just wanted to thank you for this update.
Because of this fancy new update and the system being down, there are countless number of people who were probably late for work today since they could get on here to ask what time they started.
Several people didn't go to work or land the job because they live under rocks and had no clue how voicemail works and couldn't get on here to ask, so they never left messages after they heard the beep.
That one jackass blueball probably had a panic attack or stroke because he was going to get written up or fired and he couldn't ask (for the 1000th time) if they were going to fire him.
Many people most likely actually had to socialize with their family members which I'm sure was pretty devastating. ( I know it was for me. My wife actually wanted sex since their was nothing on TV and I wasn't online so yeah, there's that)
Countless people waiting on the edge of their seats for the someone to call them back for the coveted preloader job and now they have no idea how to get a hold of anyone at UPS, they cannot figure out why a background check takes longer than 5 minutes and with this site being down, they had no other way to get their building phone numbers.
So, thanks for nothing @cheryl
Because of this fancy new update and the system being down, there are countless number of people who were probably late for work today since they could get on here to ask what time they started.
Several people didn't go to work or land the job because they live under rocks and had no clue how voicemail works and couldn't get on here to ask, so they never left messages after they heard the beep.
That one jackass blueball probably had a panic attack or stroke because he was going to get written up or fired and he couldn't ask (for the 1000th time) if they were going to fire him.
Many people most likely actually had to socialize with their family members which I'm sure was pretty devastating. ( I know it was for me. My wife actually wanted sex since their was nothing on TV and I wasn't online so yeah, there's that)
Countless people waiting on the edge of their seats for the someone to call them back for the coveted preloader job and now they have no idea how to get a hold of anyone at UPS, they cannot figure out why a background check takes longer than 5 minutes and with this site being down, they had no other way to get their building phone numbers.
So, thanks for nothing @cheryl
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