The Disappearance of Dano

Discussion in 'FedEx Discussions' started by MrFedEx, Sep 24, 2012.

  1. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

    Maybe we should get Five-O on the case. I'm extremely concerned that perhaps he no longer works for FedEx, because he didn't make his SPH goals (per hour).
  2. menotyou

    menotyou bella amicizia

  3. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

  4. menotyou

    menotyou bella amicizia

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    He heard you. :winks:
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  5. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

    Wo Fat is currently in charge of FedEx Management Methods. He and Ho Chi Minh co-teach a course in Memphis. Genghis Khan and Josef Stalin are consulting faculty.
  6. menotyou

    menotyou bella amicizia

    Dizzee! This is hilarious! We could make t-shirts and make millions!!!!


    I don't know but I have the slight suspicion that Dano and Good Grief are actually the same person... or better said...same beast, different collar
  8. Out of the Dark

    Out of the Dark New Member

    Hmmmmmmm my thoughts exactly.............the game is afoot
  9. Out of the Dark

    Out of the Dark New Member

    Okay so help me out here................good Grief.............they say they don't work for Fedx but they work with Fedex as a contractor. I am thinking pop machine restocker, janitor or truck washer?..............any other ideas?
  10. I Am Jacks Damaged Box

    I Am Jacks Damaged Box Well-Known Member

    Put some spectacles on the illustrious Mr. Fat, watch him make 30 hand gestures for every word spoken and then ask yourself...does he remind me of a certain someone?

  11. menotyou

    menotyou bella amicizia

    Hey Isaac, I want a Bloody Mary!
  12. Bailey4

    Bailey4 New Member

    I think Dano is a manager who is most likely out running a route as very few part timers or full timers volunteer for extra hours anymore as they are tired of getting the short end of the deal. More sick calls too for this reason.
  13. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

    Oh, you mean Fat Ho?
  14. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

    Old Confucian Saying..."He who moves his hands too much is not to be trusted".


    What about that new butt kisser on frontline? How can any self respecting person do this and keep a straight face? He has the personality of plywood, but to his credit, he does have a great voice for radio...
  16. menotyou

    menotyou bella amicizia

    I could put those hands to use. :winks:
  17. bbsam

    bbsam Moderator Staff Member

    You do get around...
  18. CJinx

    CJinx Well-Known Member

    This is why we can't have nice things.
  19. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

    Roman hands and Russian fingers? Actually, MT3 would be a mood-killer for almost anyone. Periscope-down, if you know what I mean.
  20. thedownhillEXPRESS

    thedownhillEXPRESS Well-Known Member

    Yeah, he's not exactly Barry White.....