There is a War

[Old Man Jingles]

There is a war in this country to become like the Western European Socialist democracies or to maintain the values of the Greatest Country on Earth.

Which side are you on?

 

[Operational needs]

There is a war in this country to become like the Western European democracies or to maintain the values of the Greatest Country on Earth.

Which side are you on?

USA! USA! USA!

 

[Old Man Jingles]

There is a war in this country to become like the Western European Socialist democracies or to maintain the values of the Greatest Country on Earth.

Which side are you on?

Between the rich and the poor.

 

[Old Man Jingles]

A war between the man and the woman.

 

[cosmo1]

There is a war in this country to become like the Western European Socialist democracies or to maintain the values of the Greatest Country on Earth.

Which side are you on?

Rickyb, is that you?

 

[Old Man Jingles]

There is a war between the left and right.

 

[Old Man Jingles]

A war between the black and white.

 

[Old Man Jingles]

A war between the odd and the even.

 

[Sportello]

 

[Old Man Jingles]

Between the Government and the People.

 

[Old Man Jingles]

Between the urban dwellers and the rural dwellers.

 

[cosmo1]

Between the single-standards and the double-standards?

 

[Old Man Jingles]

There is a war between the UPS Full Timer and the UPS Part Timer.

 

[cosmo1]

There is a war between romaine lettuce and humankind.

 

[silverbullet2893]

There is a war between romaine lettuce and humankind.

There’s a war between me and the toilet lol

 

[vantexan]

There is a war between the UPS Full Timer and the UPS Part Timer.

Just started a handler job at UPS. They're giving us new hires a $200 a week bonus if we have perfect attendance. 27 year employee, part-timer, told me they aren't giving senior employees the bonus, which really gets under his skin. Was surprised not everyone was getting that deal. Turns 20 hrs a week into fulltime job.

 

[Sportello]

“We are not enemies but friends. We must not be enemies. Though passion may have strained, it must not break our bonds of affection. The mystic chords of memory will swell when again touched by the better angels of our nature.”

 

[Indecisi0n]

If we got women back into the kitchen I feel everything would work itself out.

 

[silverbullet2893]

If we got women back into the kitchen I feel everything would work itself out.

Omg lololol

 

[Old Man Jingles]

If we got women back into the kitchen I feel everything would work itself out.

I’ll come to yer funeral Bro.