BSWALKS
Fugitive From Reality
Ya but just a minute, possibly two.
This Ever Happen to You?
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Johney
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Lunch break.
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serenity now
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too many happy endings? * would have reached for my lysol pop-ups after that delivery * hands, board, and stylus
slantnosechevy
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Had a couple Tokyo Health Spas on area back in the day. They used to stand behind a curtain saying UPS man, UPS man, come here baby. We used to laugh everytime I went there. Nasty places but they had a sense of humor. You could say anything and get away with it back then. They always gave me $50 at Xmas. I'm sure they thought they'd eventually get it back. Every once in a while the city would move in and bust them. I'd see them downtown the next day at a lawyer's office I delivered to. They'd have nice dresses, heels, and make up on. They would set there all serious. Just as I went out the door I'd quietly say "girls come here" they just busted up laughing hysterically. The lawyer had absolutely no clue what was going on. We used to have fun on these routes.
1BROWNWRENCH
Amatuer Malthusian
Where was she keeping the card?
Many college students live in the residential area I cover. I was delivering a sig req pkg to an apt for the 3rd attempt. I knocked, and could her a woman's voice inside asking me to hang on a minute. She got to the door, and she was wrapped in a towel, dripping wet. I genuinely felt bad when I asked her for a sig please. She was very pleasant and, while pinning the towel to her torso, grabbed the diad and signed for me. I thanked her kindly and told her I would close the door for her, as her hands were full. She graciously thanked me, and turned back down the hall and into the apt. There was no towel covering her back end, lol
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anonymous6
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picked up a broke down motorist lady in a snowstorm who was a stripper coming from WA state to NV. after talking for awhile she showed me her 2 best assets and said she always wanted to "do" a UPS man and said we should get a room.
well, unfornuately, I do not have a Penthouse letter to end this story.
well, unfornuately, I do not have a Penthouse letter to end this story.
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serenity now
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good thing too, the maid would have found you naked, handcuffed, and sans wallet
oldupsman
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Stick around for 30 years young man. It won't be the last naked woman you'll see. I promise.
Be careful what you wish for. You will see waaay more than you want to!!Every naked woman isnt 110 lbs with double DDs. There are alot of 300lb Momas who like to show it off!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Back in the day it seemed every driver has a favorite summer stop or 2 or 3.
When hot tubs and pools first became popular I remember the customers telling me to take the supplies around back. Some stops I was glad I did, others not so much.
You sound like a man who's been to the show.
curiousbrain
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Somehow, I don't think I'll ever hear a woman say "she always wanted to 'do' a part-time supervisor."
x2.
I'm still waiting for the hot young chick who will tell me, "I've always wanted to do a fat feeder driver!"
Show her your wallet!! That will change her mind!!!LOL
could happen online. Of course make sure of the age otherwise when you show up at location she will excuse herself to make some sweet tea and Chris Hansen will step out withsome questions to ask you.
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raceanoncr
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Ummm...do you...uh...have...uh...any addresses....just to stay away from, you know?
packageguy
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you just know .......lol.
