This is Meat Speaking, Again

Discussion in 'FedEx Discussions' started by Meat, Jul 29, 2016.

  1. Meat

    Meat Active Member

    Employees of Fedex, this is Meat speaking.

    By now, you have undoubtedly had time to analyze the respective Republican and Democratic national conventions, and you are undoubtedly enamored with one of the two major parties, much like Pavlov's canines.

    Employees of Fedex, I implore you, just believe in Meat. Your political idols are false, and your professional lives cannot be salvaged unless you do exactly as I instruct.
  2. Operational needs

    Operational needs Non desistas. Non exieras.

    Alrighty then.
  3. Operational needs

    Operational needs Non desistas. Non exieras.

  4. By The Book

    By The Book Well-Known Member that you?
  5. Gumby

    Gumby *

    Jim Jones, did you arise from the dead.
  6. joeboodog

    joeboodog good people drink good beer

  7. RonBurgandy??????????

    RonBurgandy?????????? God is Great, beer is good , People are crazy.

  8. bacha29

    bacha29 Well-Known Member

    Oh great leader what are you're wishes?
  9. vantexan

    vantexan Well-Known Member

    This is Mork from Ork. This is MY planet, please leave. Mork out.
  10. Gumby

    Gumby *

  11. dezguy

    dezguy Well-Known Member

    I didn't analyze the conventions. In fact I don't even know whats going on. What now?
  12. Operational needs

    Operational needs Non desistas. Non exieras.

    Cliffnotes....Trump is the Republican nominee and Clinton the Democratic nominee. Lots of boring speeches and lots of balloons. LOL.
  13. dezguy

    dezguy Well-Known Member

    Forgive my ignorance. So who is left and who is right. From afar and forgive me if I offend anyone but I'd be scared :censored2:less if these two were the only two on the ballot for me to choose from.
  14. Operational needs

    Operational needs Non desistas. Non exieras.

    Up close they're even scarier. The two worst candidates ever. Lol. She is left. He is right.
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  15. bacha29

    bacha29 Well-Known Member

    Yes, it's presidential election year but just remember who actually runs the country . The president? Congress? The Supreme Court? Get out of here. It's the Chairman of the Federal Reserve Board. Been that way since the Great depression.
  16. Cactus

    Cactus Just telling it like it is

    We've had our share of boring speeches. Having to watch Frontline every month. However, I think everybody has auto-tuned out Thornton by now.
  17. bacha29

    bacha29 Well-Known Member

    Most people already know that in today's world the American president has about as much power as a county commissioner. As for who will be elected and what course they will take, just remember what Mark Felt better known as " Deepthroat" told Bob Woodard when he was investigating Watergate. ....."Follow the money". That is exactly what the policy of the new president will be.
  18. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

    We need a Trump-like dictator/leader here at FedEx. Tell us your platform, Mr. Meat.
  19. Route 66

    Route 66 Bent Member

    Well I can tell ya right now he believes poultry and fish to be inferior to his own kind.