UPS Girl

[FlowControlSchmoe]

Original (short version)

girl in brown
are you feeling blue?
did you ever, ever feel like I do?
did you ever notice anything in
some stranger's eyes
that touched you deep inside?

for a girl
spa gun girl
break my heart
rock my world

she's the UPS girl
she's a spa gun girl
just a simple girl
in a beautiful world

and they might call ya foxy Roxy
I ain't gonna rest till you're a part of
my world

she's a spa gun girl
break my heart
she's the UPS Girl.

 

[Griff]

Well, I've seen it all now.

 

[sendagain]

Run like hell UPS girl

 

[satellitedriver]

Run over him with your truck Ups Girl.
I really doubt UPS would charge you with an accident.

 

[scratch]

I thought that UPSGirl's name was Stephanie.

(old Brown Cafe inside joke)

 

[The Brown Santa]

Dude needs to get out more....

 

[helenofcalifornia]

UPS girl too tired to mess with you and your singing.

 

[deezilfuelonly]

*** is a spa gun girl?1

 

[BLACKBOX]

His music sounds like he's stalking her!

 

[mrbubble]

Your song sucks!

 

[LKLND3380]

Original (short version)

girl in brown
are you feeling blue?
did you ever, ever feel like I do?
did you ever notice anything in
some stranger's eyes
that touched you deep inside?

for a girl
spa gun girl
break my heart
rock my world

she's the UPS girl
she's a spa gun girl
just a simple girl
in a beautiful world

and they might call ya foxy Roxy
I ain't gonna rest till you're a part of
my world

she's a spa gun girl
break my heart
she's the UPS Girl.[/quote]

You forgot bad label slap girl... Misload girl

 

[robot]

*** is a spa gun girl?1

i'm guessing the 'girl's' job at ups is to scan packages as they are unloaded from the trailers creating the SPA label which is used with the PAS system.

 

[keith lestrange]

ive seen it all now1

 

[FlowControlSchmoe]

Ode to a Spa Gun Girl

 

[IDoLessWorkThanMost]

That was not so good. There are some nice looking girls @ UPS, mostly part-timers and yes SPA/PAL girls. Unfortunately they rarely stay more than a year or two.

 

[trickpony1]

....do you actually think management is gonna surround themselves with "not so attractive" women?

 

[Fighting4yourRights]

Um. That was the dumbest sounding song ever sung by a gross and sweaty, stalker looking guy. Nasty.

BTW, we are more than objects to be discussed in terms of our looks. Please put a little more thought behind the way you talk about other people.

And, IDoLess, it's 2007, we are not girls but women.

 

[IDoLessWorkThanMost]

Um. That was the dumbest sounding song ever sung by a gross and sweaty, stalker looking guy. Nasty.

BTW, we are more than objects to be discussed in terms of our looks. Please put a little more thought behind the way you talk about other people.

And, IDoLess, it's 2007, we are not girls but women.

Agreed with the first part. He does look like a stalker type.

As far as girls and women, most of the "women" are 18-24 doing spa, sort, etc... and not really lady-like. Some are cute but still tomboyish. I call them girls because they don't act like women. Start acting like a woman, talkign like a woman, and I'll call 'em women.

 

[Fighting4yourRights]

Agreed with the first part. He does look like a stalker type.

As far as girls and women, most of the "women" are 18-24 doing spa, sort, etc... and not really lady-like. Some are cute but still tomboyish. I call them girls because they don't act like women. Start acting like a woman, talkign like a woman, and I'll call 'em women.

I think it is fine to disagree but keep in mind that just because a person doesn't match the standard you believe they should, doesn't make it okay to call them names. It is intolerant and adds zero credibility to your point.

 

[IDoLessWorkThanMost]

I think it is fine to disagree but keep in mind that just because someone doesn't match the standard you believe they should doesn't make it okay to call them names. It is intolerant and adds zero credibility to your point.

Well the real point is, I don't care. This is a message board and slips like that are more likely as it's typed and not spoken. I don't call grown women "girls" in reality, which is what really matters. You can take offense and whatever, no biggie. Take it however you want.