UPS Marketing Genius

[burrheadd]

We have the Jeptha Creed sanitizer in our sanitizing stations in the guard shack. Smells like bourbon.

pour a Little in your Coke

 

[DOK]

View attachment 289467 Just handed to a driver by an employee of a nationally recognized bank.

Use company-branded free hand sanitizer to help ensure the worker safety... nah. Used to market customers... well hell yeah!

That’s one clean dash.

 

[vvv]

View attachment 289467 Just handed to a driver by an employee of a nationally recognized bank.

Use company-branded free hand sanitizer to help ensure the worker safety... nah. Used to market customers... well hell yeah!

I wouldn't trust anything bearing that logo. TRASH IT!!

 

[vvv]

That’s one clean dash.

No cowboy....THIS is clean!!

I was very hard at work yesterday.

At times like this you have to go above and beyond to maintain that squeaky clean image for the customers to see....not just on the outside but the inside too.

 

[opinions]

Haha, yeah, great idea. In fact, I'm already tired of shoving sanitizers into literally every pocket, every jacket, jeans, bags, and backpacks. It's exhausting, but I can't do it without him. I have already become disgusted with touching various objects and handrails, so I carry them everywhere with me and never refuse to also give out free bottles that are given out at work or by various companies with services of various kinds. I'd even like to set up a marketing agency to advertise to people the importance of washing their hands, especially when there is a threat of covid infection. It's important.

 

[Operational needs]

Haha, yeah, great idea. In fact, I'm already tired of shoving sanitizers into literally every pocket, every jacket, jeans, bags, and backpacks. It's exhausting, but I can't do it without him. I have already become disgusted with touching various objects and handrails, so I carry them everywhere with me and never refuse to also give out free bottles that are given out at work or by various companies with services of various kinds. I'd even like to set up a marketing agency to advertise to people the importance of washing their hands, especially when there is a threat of covid infection. It's important.

@Brownslave688 could you imagine living your life so paranoid?

 

[burrheadd]

Haha, yeah, great idea. In fact, I'm already tired of shoving sanitizers into literally every pocket, every jacket, jeans, bags, and backpacks. It's exhausting, but I can't do it without him. I have already become disgusted with touching various objects and handrails, so I carry them everywhere with me and never refuse to also give out free bottles that are given out at work or by various companies with services of various kinds. I'd even like to set up a marketing agency to advertise to people the importance of washing their hands, especially when there is a threat of covid infection. It's important.

Calm down Karen