Vacation & tight pants/shorts

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Wally, Jul 28, 2013.

  1. Wally

    Wally Hailing from Parts Unknown.

    Every vay-k, belt seems a little tight come Monday morn?
  2. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    They do seem to shrink over vacation....
  3. Upsmule

    Upsmule Well-Known Member

    Every Monday!
  4. kingOFchester

    kingOFchester Well-Known Member

    Stopping the running and gunning has caused me to move the belt two holes closer to the end.
  5. Anonymous 10

    Anonymous 10 Guest

    My belt is always tight on Monday. I'm usually bloated a little from the sodium in the food I eat. Pissing all day on Monday I'm back to normal on Tuesday.
  6. PiedmontSteward

    PiedmontSteward RTW-4-Less

    Mine usually loosens up by the time I have a few cups of coffee Monday morning and then push a mighty Davis.
  7. Buck Fifty

    Buck Fifty New Member

    My wallet shrinks while im on vacation, and usually takes til Friday to fluff back up.
  8. Wally

    Wally Hailing from Parts Unknown.

    So, work is a "fluffer" for you? WOW!
  9. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    See what a good supplement can get you?

    BSWALKS I Wanna Be Sedated

    My shorts get tighter when I watch my wife in the shower. Temporary condition. Only lasts a few minutes.
  11. Cementups

    Cementups Box Monkey

    Minutes?? Really?? Kind of talking a big game aren't you?
  12. cheeks

    cheeks Member

    If condition lasts more that 4 hours see a doctor and claim work comp and work that out. . .
  13. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    fixed it for you

    BSWALKS I Wanna Be Sedated

    At my age, I'm lucky my shorts can get tight to begin with!

    BSWALKS I Wanna Be Sedated

    4 hours?! I'm tagging out way before that. She can finish up with that contraption in the night stand.
  16. serenity now

    serenity now Guest

    Tried to rep you for tagging out.........
  17. TooTechie

    TooTechie Geek in Brown

    Youaintevenknow told me that he and loyal teamster are both excellent fluffers.
  18. jumpman23

    jumpman23 Oh Yeah

    Same weight as in high school now, 25 years later. Stays the same never changes. Metabolism like wildfire dogg lol.Been blessed with a speedy metabolism, i get that from my pops.
  19. Haha. A might 'Davis' that's some funny sheet.
  20. browntroll

    browntroll Active Member

    have the same problem normally gain 5 pounds during vacation week and loose it all that monday back at work sweating it
    out. last time i felt so bloated my pants felt tight around my waist specially when you have to bend down to pick up stuff.