$$$$$$$$ Week

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by 35years, Nov 30, 2019.

  1. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Well-Known Member

    Once they are in my cubicle they are all mine. :)
     
  2. cosmo1

    cosmo1 Perhaps. Staff Member

    Production incentives.
     
  3. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Well-Known Member

    They call them "buckets"-----bonuses based on both the number of prepared returns and how much we were able to gouge them for while preparing those returns.

    It is going to be very hard for me to sit there and not tell them how much cheaper it would be if they did their taxes at home.
     
  4. cosmo1

    cosmo1 Perhaps. Staff Member

    "Gouge."

    What ever happened to Dave the honest driver?
     
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  5. Wrong

    Wrong :))

    I pay you to cheat on my taxes and lie to the government for me you incompetent bastard.
     
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  6. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Well-Known Member

    Still the same person.

    I guess it's really not gouging when we tell them up front how much it is going to cost them.
     
  7. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Well-Known Member

    Wow......I'm sexually aroused.
     
  8. The Driver

    The Driver I drive.

    Oh, Dave's honest. He's honestly going to help H&R Block make a lot of spurious money.
     
  9. sailfish

    sailfish Duke of Douschebaggery

    I file my taxes for free every year. Lmfao.
     
  10. Poop Head

    Poop Head Lovin' every minute of it!

    And THAT'S why I'll always have a "tax guy"