What is the grossest thing you have seen

[Tweeder]

My brother-in-law told me about a fellow mechanic that heated up a Snickers candy bar and put it in a new baby diaper. Later on that afternoon at break he pulled the diaper out of his tool box; opened it up and began to eat out of in front of everyone in the break room!!

 

[rod]

My brother-in-law told me about a fellow mechanic that heated up a Snickers candy bar and put it in a new baby diaper. Later on that afternoon at break he pulled the diaper out of his tool box; opened it up and began to eat out of in front of everyone in the break room!!

neat trick ....A friend of mine would take a can of corn beef hash and put a label off a dog food can on it. Then while everyone was watching him feed his dog he would eat a big spoon full of it and say " Damn- this dog food ain't half bad".

 

[disneyworld]

Ever have to change a baby's diaper where they got their poop all over the place? How could so much crap come out of one tiny baby? Einstein must have written a theorem somewhere. The baby, covered in poop, will always look up at you as if to say, See What I did?That would be my cue to make a hasty exit and send in the wife. I was the going to pull a practical joke on my wife once. I was going to cover the lower half of one of my daughters with Hershey's syrup and pull my grossed out husband routine. I had second thoughts and chickened out. That's why I am alive to share this with you today.

On a recent rip to Fla, both my daughters caught the flu bug. We were in the airport, about a half hour before our plane was "suppose" to leave I decided to change a diaper for the flight home. I put my forearm under my daughter's rear end to pick her up and that's when the flood gates opened up. It was all over her and the front of me(shirt, shorts, socks and sneakers) and the carpet. I have never seen so much sh**. We had already checked our bags so I had no change of clothes, I could only rinse them in the mens room. To make matters worse, our flight ended up being delayed 8 hrs. So next time you are in Orlando Int. Airport and waiting for an American Airlines flight, DON'T ever sit on the carpet.

 

[Big Babooba]

On a recent rip to Fla, both my daughters caught the flu bug. We were in the airport, about a half hour before our plane was "suppose" to leave I decided to change a diaper for the flight home. I put my forearm under my daughter's rear end to pick her up and that's when the flood gates opened up. It was all over her and the front of me(shirt, shorts, socks and sneakers) and the carpet. I have never seen so much sh**. We had already checked our bags so I had no change of clothes, I could only rinse them in the mens room. To make matters worse, our flight ended up being delayed 8 hrs. So next time you are in Orlando Int. Airport and waiting for an American Airlines flight, DON'T ever sit on the carpet.

Babies have a perfect sense of timing

 

[diesel96]

Just to lighten up on the gross tales, on a rural section of town there was this sign, "Missing, two chickens, family pets" please call xxx-xxxx, after two days gone buy someone nailed an empty bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken to the sign. I felt bad for the family.....but you know what? Now thats funny right there.

 

[hseofpayne]

One afternoon I was delivering in an old trailer park and it was raining cats and dogs. I decided to wait for the rain to ease off and sat watching 2 squirrels chasing each other up and down 2 power poles. One of them ran down the top powerline about halfway between the 2 poles, slipped, and while still holding the top wire with his front feet, his bottom feet hit the powerline below!!!! Man it was gross, that squirrel shook and smoke just poured out of him. But the really weird thing was he didn't fall. Every day for about a week, I would ride by and that squirrel was still holding both wires!

 

[The-UK-Guy]

I walked in just as one was about to slide into the oven.

two necropheliacs were walking by a graveyard, the one nudged his buddy and said lets pop in and get a cold one

 

[The-UK-Guy]

I was getting beat up by an angry mob and they held me on the floor and made me watch as they cut my finger off.

 

[Covemastah]

My my, what a great thread to read while eating my breakfast hehe!

The other day I was making a delivery to a residence. The woman who answered the door was quite overweight and was wearing a v-neck top wherein the "v" went all the way down to her belly button. Man, each of her pancake breasts must've weighed 50 pounds each, and all over said breasts and her chest were festering, dripping sores oozing pus and god knows what else.

Gag!

WE HAVE A WINNER !!!!!! BINGO

 

[brownrodster]

A person had a dead cat in a plastic bag outside the police station yesturday. The cat was stiff his head and arms were above the top of the bag. His arms were sticking straight out like a zombie or something. Police officer walked out and said he'd contacted the humane society to come get the cat... Certainly not the grossest but kind of strange nonetheless.

 

[Covemastah]

1;; smell of skunk drove me nuts for about an hour, found out why when i pulled int the yard .went to break up the doubles and there the rest of him was,in between the dolly wheels an all ovah the air lines and rear trailer

2;; the mens room in hartfort ct
3;; pulling up to swerving car with head bobbing out on I84 ,only to find naked elderly guy cranking one out [that thought hard to erase]

 

[hseofpayne]

I also saw a fat guy "punchin' the munchkin" through his front window watching gay porn. I dropped the package and ran like hell!!!

Yeah, we had this guy in downtown Macon that would pull up next to your UPS car and start spankin the ole monkey, happened to a bunch of us as we were headed back in the evenings. I walked into a carport once and just before I knocked on the door I saw this old man servicing his dishwasher(his wife) from behind while she was still washing dishes! I figured I would give them a heart attack if I knocked, so I snuck back out of the carport!

 

[BLACKBOX]

I walked into a carport once and just before I knocked on the door I saw this old man servicing his dishwasher(his wife) from behind while she was still washing dishes!

sounds like something from the Penthouse Forum!

 

[Big Babooba]

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2;; the mens room in hartfort ct

As we say Western New England, "Flush twice because Hartford needs the drinking water"

 

[Covemastah]

love it big baboo

 

[hseofpayne]

I walked into a carport once and just before I knocked on the door I saw this old man servicing his dishwasher(his wife) from behind while she was still washing dishes!

sounds like something from the Penthouse Forum!

More like the Maytag Repairman Forum!

 

[Cementups]

Probably the grossest hing I haveever seen:

Chlid birth. I did not watch my own daughter being born

 

[hseofpayne]

Probably the grossest hing I haveever seen:

Chlid birth. I did not watch my own daughter being born

Well then who, pray tell, did you witness giving birth?

 

[Jim Kemp]

Probably the grossest hing I haveever seen:

Chlid birth. I did not watch my own daughter being born

I was there for all three of my children and it was one of the greatest experiences I have ever had.

 

[ol'browneye]

Our satelite building is just a lean-to UPS rents from a trucking company. We used to get pigeons in the building and they would roost and crap on our trucks. The owner of the trucking company would shoot them sometimes when they got to be a problem. One Friday morning before Memorial Day weekend we got to work and found a couple of dead pigeons. We threw them on the other side of the lot. That night, I was the last one in. For a joke I grabbed one of the dead pigeons and threw it in the back of a co-workers package car and locked it up. Well, it happened to get very HOT that weekend and for 3 days that pigeon cooked in his truck. I figured it might be pretty nasty in there so I got there early Tuesday morning and got it out . The stench was unbelievable! The driver knew what happened and had a good idea of who did it but to this day I still deny knowing what he was talking about!