LMFAO - I have 6 of them, watched every one. ANYONE who claims it is beautiful, never saw a childbirth. Makes the scene from "ALIEN" look rated G. Now, 10 minutes afterwards when the HAZMAT crews leaves after cleaning up, it is wonderful.
I was talking about when the head first crowns. I was not talking about the next few minutes where, you are right, they bring a HazMat team in.
Now, I am going to admit something here that I haven't told too many people. I puked when my daughter was being born. No, not just a little--I am talking projectile. I tried to blame it on the bag of Dorito's that I had just finished but that most certainly was not the reason.
I've seen and participated in the birth of all 5 of my daughters. Videotaped as well. My last 3 daughters were born by C-Section a year apart. Wife is still pissed off about that. When my now 7 year old was being born, I was in the room after they gave my wife the spinal but before they cut her open. While we were waiting, The anesthesiologist kept asking me if I would like to sit down, instead of looking over the partition that seperated the lower half of my wife, so she wouldn't look down and freak. I kept telling him I was okay and wouldn't have a problem watching the procedure. I told him I practically do this for a living. He say, oh yeah, what do you do? I say I'm a hitman, to which he looks at me with a puzzled stare. Then the whole O.R. Starts cracking up.