This will be my like response. I shall likely rarely use it without actually commenting on the post myself. You get a freebee Hoax as you're still a mod.
Edit: And a mod I have a feeling that if I were to warrant your attention I wouldn't be able to talk my way out of it, like a couple others that aren't present anymore.
How is that, Dave? I haven't been here. Maybe, you just are lonely and miss me? Come on, Cuddle Muffin. You can tell, Me(not you). Tell me, Snuggle Bunny, is that it? You missed me?