Where do you poop during work hours?

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by bottomups, Jan 6, 2019.

  1. walk the jewels

    walk the jewels just driving around in circles

    Depends. Who's balloon knot are you wiping?
     
  2. JL 0513

    JL 0513 Well-Known Member

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  3. Simplymike

    Simplymike New Member

    We had a cover driver :poop: in a DR bag and throw it in the trash can in the PC. The regular driver was pretty pissed off when he was emptying the trash can the next day.
    :cursing:
     
  4. BakerMayfield2018

    BakerMayfield2018 Fight the power.

    I woulda called the cops
     
  5. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    I would have brought it home.
     
  6. Covemastah

    Covemastah And the Reign Of Terror Continues!! Pats # 6 !!!

    Are you tagging his old lady ??
     
  7. Marksmith

    Marksmith New Member

    I am always around a bathroom somwehrrs and have no qualms driving as far as I need to to answer the call. But usually, I just wait for s signatisi required in yoga pants heaven and politley ask. They always says yes .

    To the :censored2: who left 6 pee bottles in the truck that I drove, you will get what's coming to you at some point.
     
  8. JL 0513

    JL 0513 Well-Known Member

    Holy crap, use your spell check feature.
     
  9. iruhnman630

    iruhnman630 Well-Known Member

    This thread reminds me...I need to buy more travel packs of asswipes.
     
  10. Keef Jenkins

    Keef Jenkins New Member

    “Driver Relief” bags
     
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  11. Arch

    Arch Member

    I only poo before going to work and coming home.

    When I'm working I don't eat a lot. So I never feel the need to find a toilet.

    Those that do, your just asking for trouble.
     
  12. MyTripisCut

    MyTripisCut Dumpster, INABAG

    What kind of trouble?
     
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  13. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    I was wondering too!
     
  14. burrheadd

    burrheadd KING Of GIFS

    He must have Irritable bowel syndrome
     
  15. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    If so, I don't think he'd care where he went!
     
  16. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

    Depends.jpg
     
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  17. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    His wife got her crabs off a toilet seat...
     
  18. iruhnman630

    iruhnman630 Well-Known Member

    I do my thing in the morning. If the need arises during the day, something ain't quite right.

    I am fortunate to have a nice facility where I take all my breaks.
     
  19. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    35-49 waist, are those for a feeda ?
     
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  20. Yeet

    Yeet Inbound, turnaround, go to town

    Yes. In fact I’m wearing one right now.