Which courier are you

[Meat]

Your day job is at UPS? No wonder you like rubbing it in here.

No Van, I am not the "rubbing it in" type. I'll leave that to the wanker from the east coast your always quarreling with.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

 

[Operational needs]

To quote the Flaming Lips, "Do You Realize" my post was meant to be absurd?

Yeah, I caught on to that pretty quickly. And yes, I laughed.

 

[vantexan]

No Van, I am not the "rubbing it in" type. I'll leave that to the wanker from the east coast your always quarreling with.

Well, you did say ethical, which is a dead giveaway that you don't work for FedEx.

 

[MrFedEx]

Please don't quit your day job. Lamest attempt at humor I've seen all week.

I thought it was pretty funny. I like the part with the MD. This company is so effing ridiculous that you have to make fun of it just to survive it.

GO MEAT!!