Why is it.................
- Thread starter Harley Rider
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rod
Retired 23 years
I found out that if you always (no matter how bad the roads are) tell those people that the roads are "fine - no problem at all" that after awhile they don't bother to ask. I can't help you tho with the "cold enough or hot enough for you" thing. Ya just have to learn to live with that one
....when you're getting time-studied the elevators are waiting on you?
...the only time something ever leaks at a customer's place, it's bleach?
...pretty girls rarely bend over to pick things up, but 2-ton Sally practically has a stripper pole at her desk?
...customers with bad breath insist on talking a lot?
...they can't EVER fill in the weight field for an OCA?
...the only time something ever leaks at a customer's place, it's bleach?
...pretty girls rarely bend over to pick things up, but 2-ton Sally practically has a stripper pole at her desk?
...customers with bad breath insist on talking a lot?
...they can't EVER fill in the weight field for an OCA?
rod
Retired 23 years
Why is it that I didn't come up with a neat handle like "filthpig". That describes every driver out there- especially in the summer
Cementups
Box Monkey
JustTired
free at last.......
On a related note:
Why is it that somebody has to build a house on one of your few country blocks that you designated a "pit stop"? Or when you do get to one of the few remaining "pit stops", some body turns onto that road or the wind is blowing hard in the wrong direction. Then there is always the vehicle that seems to have come out of nowhere.
trplnkl
555
OUCH!But that would mean that you had friends to start with.
Jim Kemp
Well-Known Member
Or if a dog gets killed!
Leftinbuilding
Well-Known Member
...........the last few days before Christmas and every school, doc, and lawyer office get their next years supply of paper or office furniture?
DS
Fenderbender
I thought about that,but so far its all ups related stuff so I left it here.
Harley Rider
34 yrs & done!
I have a lawyer on my route that lives on a dead end street. Not a cul de sac. I always have to back down to his house and park on the street because there is no turn around. Two years ago at Christmas I had a package for him and backed down as usual. There was a backhoe blocking his driveway. They forced a helper on me that day and I told here she would have to walk down his steep driveway to this guys house. I have never attempted to pull in this guys driveway. Park on the street and walk down. It was sleeting at the time. She delivers the package and off we go.
The next morning there is a complaint from this lawyer that I pulled (or attempted to pull) in his driveway, got off the drive and ran over his water main, busting it. The guys with the backhoe told him I did it. He wanted UPS to pay for his repairs. It was easy to see where the backhoe had dropped his stabilizer legs on the water main.
I was glad I had a helper that day to verify my story.
Pkgrunner
Till I Collapse
I got hung up on someones fence and stalled my truck. I then got unhooked after I restarted my truck and double-clutched it tearing his fence down.
Only had to give one word answers to my on road's two questions to me:
Did you hit so and so's fence?--NO
Don't you drive an automatic?--YES
He still went out to investigate, but I think it was so he could get out of the office.
ol'browneye
Well-Known Member
8 piece Bowflex. one of them is bigger than I've ever seen from Bowflex-134#. First stop of the day, sig req because of a bs claim 2 years ago. nobody home. I went back at 7:45 because I don't want to work around that big s.o.b. 2 days in a row. barely caught him, he was just leaving again!!
