Worlds first mermaid?

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by Wrong, May 18, 2019.

  1. Wrong

    Wrong :))

  2. MarvelousMunata

    MarvelousMunata The Scapegoat With Attitude

    What in unfresh hell
     
  3. It will be fine

    It will be fine Well-Known Member

    The future is here!
     
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  5. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    I'd hit it
     
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  6. zubenelgenubi

    zubenelgenubi Well-Known Member

    After merging threads, though, right?
     
  7. Jkloc420

    Jkloc420 Well-Known Member

    im a mermaid, leave my people alone
     
  8. Wrong

    Wrong :))

    Sounds like the person was suffering, sounds like a good procedure in that situation. I’ve heard of them using tilapia skin for burn victims.
     
  9. Box Ox

    Box Ox Well-Known Member

  10. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Merging now
     
  11. TheBrownFlush

    TheBrownFlush Well-Known Member

    "Where's Eve?" God asked
    "She went swimming." Adam replied.
    "Oh no, I'll never get that smell off of those fish!" God replied.
     
  12. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Think she would mind if I put some lemon and butter on it before I dug in?
     
  13. zubenelgenubi

    zubenelgenubi Well-Known Member

    I think the butter is provided naturally.
     
  14. Box Ox

    Box Ox Well-Known Member

    Won't matter what you put on it as long as you make her feel like a real woman.
     
  15. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    I'll treat her right . Hopefully her balls don't fall out .
     
  16. rod

    rod retired and happy

    old news
     
  17. Box Ox

    Box Ox Well-Known Member

    That'd actually be a turn off for you, eh?
     
  18. BrownArmy

    BrownArmy Well-Known Member

  19. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    At least they won't taste like fish .
     
  20. Box Ox

    Box Ox Well-Known Member

    Happens to me all the time these days. Think I’m gonna vote Democrat instead of not at all next November and thennnm.....”Jesus, they said WHAT?” LOL
     
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