YOU KNOW THE SONG!!!!!! COME ON AND SING ALONG!!!! Thats Amore!!!!!!!!!!

[thessalonian13]

when your boss says you're fired cause you're bout to retire--thats logistics

we hire the lamest marketing firms... our commercials are the lamest!!!!

 

[over9five]

Plagiarism! Look at what I put in post #58, over9five certainly looked!:



when you get stugged because they've seen your mug on browncafe
no more "how is the view?" for the likes of you , they will say

Oops, sorry! "Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery", you know. (I invented that saying)

 

[moreluck]

Oops, sorry! "Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery", you know. (I invented that saying)

I remember, you coined it right after Gore invented the internet....Good Job!

 

[bluehdmc]

we hire the lamest marketing firms... our commercials are the lamest!!!!

Ain't that the truth!

Remember the competition's caveman commercial? I was roflmao at that one.

 

[over9five]

Ain't that the truth!

Remember the competition's caveman commercial? I was roflmao at that one.

And the space shuttle at the moon commercial! They hire the best marketing firms.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

I think Geico has some of the best commercials, especially the one when the pig says whee all the way home.

 

[over9five]

I think Geico has some of the best commercials, especially the one when the pig says whee all the way home.

That is a good one!

 

[JustTired]

I think Geico has some of the best commercials, especially the one when the pig says whee all the way home.

My two favorites are the Lincoln and Randy Johnson ones.

 

[moreluck]

I don't even remember the product, but at the end the Russian guy kisses a miniature giraffe......so cute, I want one (the giraffe, not the guy)

 

[over9five]

I don't even remember the product, but at the end the Russian guy kisses a miniature giraffe......so cute, I want one (the giraffe, not the guy)

Wifey thinks it's Comcast or Dish Network

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

I don't even remember the product, but at the end the Russian guy kisses a miniature giraffe......so cute, I want one (the giraffe, not the guy)

Wifey thinks it's Comcast or Dish Network

It is either Dish Network or Direct TV.

 

[Nimnim]

Oh dear. I just spotted the new we *heart* logistics website and guess what, they have the video there. Turns out it's also on youtube now.


It's also far more frightening than I thought possible.

P.S. I'm sure you all want to kill me now. I understand.

 

[rod]

Everyone will now be required to memorize the words to the song. You will be tested on Friday.

 

[moreluck]

I like the gold hearts floating around once in awhile.

 

[Nimnim]

Everyone will now be required to memorize the words to the song. You will be tested on Friday.

And to help people study I transcribed it. Now I want to go kill myself. Also the singer sounds like she has a Boston accent at times.

When it's planes in the sky for a chain of supply that's logistics.

When the parts for the line come precisely on time that's logistics.

A continuous link that is always in sync, that's logistics.

Carbon footprint reduced bottom line gets a boost that's logistics.

With new ways to compete there'll be cheers on Wallstreet that's logistics.

When technology knows right where everything goes that's logistics.

Bells will ring ring-a-ding ring-a-ding ring-a-ding that's logistics.

There will be no more stress cause you've called UPS that's logistics.

 

[Warning letter]

When I become CEO of this company our new slogan will be!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!We've fired all the clowns, come back to big brown!!!!!

 

[browned out]

Oh dear. I just spotted the new we *heart* logistics website and guess what, they have the video there. Turns out it's also on youtube now.

http://thenewlogistics.ups.com/#/scale/media?item=1,1

Brutal; someone got paid big bucks for this crap. The prototype new decaled 10 cube was in our center complete with hearts on it and hearts on our uniforms next to or replacing UPS emblem. I will be teased and harassed to no end by my customers due to this childish, no brain campaign. All this and I was just thinking that I was all grown up.

[video=youtube;mRAHa_Po0Kg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRAHa_Po0Kg[/video]




It's also far more frightening than I thought possible.

P.S. I'm sure you all want to kill me now. I understand.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

When I become CEO of this company our new slogan will be!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!We've fired all the clowns, come back to big brown!!!!!

...not all of them.

 

[Shifting Contents]

When you have too much stress because you work for UPS that's looooooogiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiistics!

 

[Shifting Contents]

When your trucks are all stacked, drivers ask "what the heck" that's logistics