Anything to or from management or fellow union brethren is fair game: One day management wanted me to do something pretty near impossible so I replied "Hey man, I'm from Earth not Krypton." On another occasion I said "Do you see a big red "S" on my chest?" as well. In my area of the country we're known to substitute "if you were me" for "in this situation" fairly commonly. One day while talking to my coworkers about something that management had tried to do to me I said, "If you were me, what would you do?" Without missing a beat a fellow driver said, "Shoot myself!" I gave him a round of applause and heaped generous kudos on him because that was a spectacular burn of epic proportions!