Lue C Fur
Evil member
You and More could always post a cartoon!
And you could copy and paste a novel that no one will read...or how about a 1 hour video that will put a insomniac to sleep.
Conservative vs. Liberal Beliefs
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And you could copy and paste a novel that no one will read...or how about a 1 hour video that will put a insomniac to sleep.
Lue C Fur
Evil member
I'm lazy, but not lazy enough to let you post silly claims without backing them up.
I dont doubt that your lazy...thats a typical Democrat. As far as silly claims...again you could find what im posting if you do a simple search or wait till im done and i will post a link to the study. Paintience grasshopper.
UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)
Well-Known Member
...in much greater detail.
UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)
Well-Known Member
more, your latest cartoon inspired me to change the words of the "If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all" song just for you:
"If it weren't for cartoons I'd have no thoughts at all."
Hope you like it. Happy 4th.
"If it weren't for cartoons I'd have no thoughts at all."
Hope you like it. Happy 4th.
Lue C Fur
Evil member
Gun Control
Liberals:
The Second Amendment does not give citizens the right to keep and bear arms, but only allows for the state to keep a militia (National Guard). Individuals do not need guns for protection; it is the role of local and federal government to protect the people through law enforcement agencies and the military.
Additional gun control laws are necessary to stop gun violence and limit the ability of criminals to obtain guns.
More guns mean more violence.
Conservatives:
The Second Amendment gives citizens the right to keep and bear arms. Individuals have the right to defend themselves.
There are too many gun control laws--additional laws will not lower gun crime rates. What is needed is enforcement of current laws.
Gun control laws do not prevent criminals from obtaining guns.
More guns in the hands of law-abiding citizens mean less crime.
trplnkl
555
Wow Dave, that's your new theme song? You always seemed to have plenty of thoughts without cartoons.
wkmac
Well-Known Member
If you want to save time and read ahead, here's the place to do it.
trplnkl
555
Thanks, but I'll wait for the next installment.
Lue C Fur
Evil member
On Health Care
Liberals:
Support free or low-cost government controlled health care.
There are millions of Americans who can't afford health care and are deprived of this basic right. Every American has a right to affordable health care. The governement should provide equal health care benefits for all, regardless of their ability to pay.
Conservatives:
Support competetive, free market health care system.
All Americans have access to health care. The debate is about who should pay for it. Free and low-cost governement-run programs (socialized medicine) result in higher costs and everyone receiving the same poor-quality health care. Health care should remain privatized.
The problem of uninsured individuals should be addressed and solved within the free market healthcare system--the government should not control healthcare.
Liberals:
Support free or low-cost government controlled health care.
There are millions of Americans who can't afford health care and are deprived of this basic right. Every American has a right to affordable health care. The governement should provide equal health care benefits for all, regardless of their ability to pay.
Conservatives:
Support competetive, free market health care system.
All Americans have access to health care. The debate is about who should pay for it. Free and low-cost governement-run programs (socialized medicine) result in higher costs and everyone receiving the same poor-quality health care. Health care should remain privatized.
The problem of uninsured individuals should be addressed and solved within the free market healthcare system--the government should not control healthcare.
moreluck
golden ticket member
LIBERALS..................
Q: What do you get when you offer a Liberal a penny for his thoughts?
A: Change.
Q: How do you confuse a Liberal?
A: You don't. They're born that way.
Q: Why is it good to have a Liberal passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.
Q: What's the difference between Elvis and a smart Liberal?
A: Elvis has been sighted.
A Liberal died and a friend went around collecting for a fund for his funeral. A woman was asked to donate ten dollars.
"Ten dollars?" she said. "It only takes ten dollars to bury a Liberal?
Here's a hundred - go bury 10 of them!"
Q: How do you keep a Liberal busy?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
Q: How do you keep a Liberal busy all day?
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to wait in the corner.
Q: What do you call a Liberal with an IQ of 130?
A: A foursome
Q: How do you get a one-armed Liberal out of a tree?
A: Wave to him.
Q: What do you call a basement full of Liberals?
A: A whine cellar.
Q: What is foreplay for a Liberal?
A: Thirty minutes of begging.
Q: What is the Liberal doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
Q: Why did the Liberal have blisters on his lips?
A: From trying to blow out light bulbs.
Q: Why do Liberals work seven days a week?
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
A Liberal found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it. The genie said, "I will grant you one wish." He said, "I wish I were smarter".
So the genie made him a Republican.
Q: What the difference between a Liberal and the rear end of a horse?
A: I don't know either.
Q: How is a Liberal different from a sewer rat?
A: Some people actually like sewer rats.
Q: How many Liberals does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They prefer to walk in the dark.
Q: Why do so many Liberals live in L.A.?
A: Its the only city that is easy enough for them to spell.
Q: What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A: A Liberal parade.
Q: What is it called when a Liberal blows in another Liberals ear?
A: Data transfer.
Q: Why don't they let Liberals swim in the ocean?
A: Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna.
Q: How do you plant dope?
A: Bury a Liberal.
Q: What's the difference between a Liberal and a sack of manure?
A: The sack.
Q: What's the definition of a Liberal running for Congress for the first time?
A: A mouse trying to become a rat.
Q: What's the difference between God and a Liberal?
A: God knows He's not a Liberal.
Q: What do you get when you offer a Liberal a penny for his thoughts?
A: Change.
Q: How do you confuse a Liberal?
A: You don't. They're born that way.
Q: Why is it good to have a Liberal passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.
Q: What's the difference between Elvis and a smart Liberal?
A: Elvis has been sighted.
A Liberal died and a friend went around collecting for a fund for his funeral. A woman was asked to donate ten dollars.
"Ten dollars?" she said. "It only takes ten dollars to bury a Liberal?
Here's a hundred - go bury 10 of them!"
Q: How do you keep a Liberal busy?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
Q: How do you keep a Liberal busy all day?
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to wait in the corner.
Q: What do you call a Liberal with an IQ of 130?
A: A foursome
Q: How do you get a one-armed Liberal out of a tree?
A: Wave to him.
Q: What do you call a basement full of Liberals?
A: A whine cellar.
Q: What is foreplay for a Liberal?
A: Thirty minutes of begging.
Q: What is the Liberal doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
Q: Why did the Liberal have blisters on his lips?
A: From trying to blow out light bulbs.
Q: Why do Liberals work seven days a week?
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
A Liberal found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it. The genie said, "I will grant you one wish." He said, "I wish I were smarter".
So the genie made him a Republican.
Q: What the difference between a Liberal and the rear end of a horse?
A: I don't know either.
Q: How is a Liberal different from a sewer rat?
A: Some people actually like sewer rats.
Q: How many Liberals does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They prefer to walk in the dark.
Q: Why do so many Liberals live in L.A.?
A: Its the only city that is easy enough for them to spell.
Q: What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A: A Liberal parade.
Q: What is it called when a Liberal blows in another Liberals ear?
A: Data transfer.
Q: Why don't they let Liberals swim in the ocean?
A: Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna.
Q: How do you plant dope?
A: Bury a Liberal.
Q: What's the difference between a Liberal and a sack of manure?
A: The sack.
Q: What's the definition of a Liberal running for Congress for the first time?
A: A mouse trying to become a rat.
Q: What's the difference between God and a Liberal?
A: God knows He's not a Liberal.
moreluck
golden ticket member
Just no satisfying liberals..........
http://townhall.com/columnists/davi...ere_is_just_no_satisfying_liberals/page/full/
http://townhall.com/columnists/davi...ere_is_just_no_satisfying_liberals/page/full/
moreluck
golden ticket member
Janine Garafalo being stupid again..........Now she says Herman Cain is being paid to run for president so people won't call Republicans racist. Like a black man couldn't possibly, really be a Republican.
Of course she didn't mention who might be putting this money out. She's nuts!
Of course she didn't mention who might be putting this money out. She's nuts!
Lue C Fur
Evil member
island1fox
Well-Known Member
Is this just a coincidence :
RepublICAN -- I can
AmerICAN --I can
DemocRAT --- Rat ????
RepublICAN -- I can
AmerICAN --I can
DemocRAT --- Rat ????
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