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[vantexan]

Yes, this place is such a hub of intellectual excellence, I need TWO accounts to fully appreciate it!

59 Dano: pseudo-intellectual who thinks he enlightens us.

 

[vantexan]

I thought you were running away to a Third World country.

No, I'm running away from a banana republic called FedEx.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

59 Dano: pseudo-intellectual who thinks he enlightens us.

The average 6th grader would have no problem enlightening you, MFE and Cactus.

 

[vantexan]

The average 6th grader would have no problem enlightening you, MFE and Cactus.

Aww, you quit school after the 5th grade? So sad.

 

[59 Dano]

59 Dano: pseudo-intellectual who thinks he enlightens us.

Why would I think you could be enlightened? That's just crazy talk.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Why would I think you could be enlightened? That's just crazy talk.

Of the three he is the only one with any hope of enlightenment.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Of the three he is the only one with any hope of enlightenment.

When you retire in 2018 maybe you can go to FedEx and show them how to run the place.

 

[Meat]

Of the three he is the only one with any hope of enlightenment.

What is your definition of "enlightenment?" Like perceiving the phenomenal world with a lack of preconceived perceptions?

 

[vantexan]

What is your definition of "enlightenment?" Like perceiving the phenomenal world with a lack of preconceived perceptions?

Alliteration from Meat! 'Nuff said!

 

[Oldfart]

Think what you want to, I ran like a dog for many years with little to show for it, just like many other couriers. Now I get to walk away. The new pay plan isn't enticing enough to keep me here, especially knowing that there's a real possibility the company could reneg on it. Used to be the company needed all the old timers to leave so that everyone else could be strung along forever without knowing how it used to be. Now they need all those strung along midrange couriers to leave so that the newbies aren't aware that they are playing Russian roulette with their lives working for FedEx. I'm happy to oblige.

A true legend in his own warped, demented mind.

 

[vantexan]

A true legend in his own warped, demented mind.

Why, thank you, means a lot from such an esteemed colleague.

 

[MrFedEx]

The average 6th grader would have no problem enlightening you, MFE and Cactus.

Spoken like a true third grader.

 

[Cactus]

The average 6th grader would have no problem enlightening you, MFE and Cactus.

Aww, you quit school after the 5th grade? So sad.

Too bad for Upstate and his 5th grade education where he never learned that when you quit something (like this forum) that you don't come crawling or slithering back like nothing ever happened. @UpstateNYUPSer

 

[MrFedEx]

Too bad for Upstate and his 5th grade education where he never learned that when you quit something (like this forum) that you don't come crawling or slithering back like nothing ever happened. @UpstateNYUPSer

I think he gets more love in the FedEx Forum than over on the Brown side, where they don't seem to think very highly of him. Hmmm.

 

[59 Dano]

when you quit something (like this forum) that you don't come crawling or slithering back like nothing ever happened.

So sayeth Cactus, to van, without the slightest sense of irony.

 

[vantexan]

So sayeth Cactus, to van, without the slightest sense of irony.

Still making big money by screwing others?

 

[59 Dano]

Still making big money by screwing others?

Why screw someone to make big money when I can make bigger money by not screwing them?

 

[vantexan]

Why screw someone to make big money when I can make bigger money by not screwing them?

Why indeed? So you admit the only reason you choose to screw over others is you enjoy it? Come on now, admit it, you're a FedEx guy, you like screwing over employees. You do, you know you do, youse guy youse.

 

[59 Dano]

Why indeed? So you admit the only reason you choose to screw over others is you enjoy it? Come on now, admit it, you're a FedEx guy, you like screwing over employees. You do, you know you do, youse guy youse.

Outside of the rare occasion when someone leaves me no other option, why in the world would I want to screw someone over???

 

[MrFedEx]

Outside of the rare occasion when someone leaves me no other option, why in the world would I want to screw someone over???

It comes with the position. When you join "management", you've sold your soul.