QUOTE=moreluck;512646]As my body bobbed buoyantly among the sharks, a woman with a defibrillator nearly electrocuted me on contact and fell into the water. I cut my hair on jagged pieces of reef coral and spat out salty seawater as a purple toga drifted by with a rubber ducky.
The ducky was yucky and had a harmful effect on the salination of the ocean. Upon further examination, I discovered she had stolen my wallet
and heart with her evil forehead covered in paint, which came from a Lowe's collection called XFL (Xtreme Football League) satin for losers. It was a shade of
periwinkle, so rare & sought after