20 Years ago
ME - You have a cod from ABC for $ 180.00, they want certified funds.
THEM - Do you have change?
ME - Yes, but it's in pennies, will that help?
10 years ago
ME - You have a cod from ABC for $ 180.00, they want certified funds.
THEM - You don't take cash anymore? When did that start?
ME - When plaid bell bottoms and platform shoes went out of style.
Currently
ME - You have a cod from ABC for $ 180.00, they want certified funds.
THEM - Is a regular check OK?
ME - Do you have a money order machine that makes your checks?