Indecisi0n
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Id have to buy new shoes Everytime I ate taco Bell.
Id have to buy new shoes Everytime I ate taco Bell.
Practice?How do you not poo into your own pants?
How do you not get everyone else's on your pants when you drop em to the floor.How do you not poo into your own pants?
Do they have regular urinals? I’ll crap into one of them!How do you not get everyone else's on your pants when you drop em to the floor.
Or the sink .Do they have regular urinals? I’ll crap into one of them!
I was at a store about 3 months ago and I saw this old Asian dude doing exactly thatDo they have regular urinals? I’ll crap into one of them!
No pictures ?I was at a store about 3 months ago and I saw this old Asian dude doing exactly that
Third world ones where there is just a hole in the floor.There are cultures where they stand on the toilet seat to use the bathroom and guessing by the picture, squat with their feet on the seat also. Lol.
Needs those in package cars.Third world ones where there is just a hole in the floor.
That would explain the crap on the floor in the ladies room peak before last, I guess.Someone I work with was in the bathroom once with one of the Hispanic girls from Honduras that we work with. She heard a loud tumbling noise from her stall. The girl was standing on the seat and fell off! Lol.
Not my problem any more.Needs those in package cars.
You totally work at my center..maybe...possibly.That would explain the crap on the floor in the ladies room peak before last, I guess.
Oh really???...Not my problem any more.
This is probably for the Mexicans they are so use to doing it in a ditch.Go use the bathroom after one of them uses a port a john crap everywhere.Just got back from a road trip to Vegas. The old saying, "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" does NOT apply here. Along the way, I had to take care of business and upon closing the stall door, I see this:
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You could imagine my surprise when I notice there are instructions on how to poop. Lots of things going on right here in my head. So, is there some kind of new pooping that has to have instructions? I almost could not perform thinking about all the scenarios and the reasons for this sign. Below are only a few of the things racing through my mind at the time...
I still can't help thinking about this sign. It wasn't until several miles away from the store that something started to gnaw at me...
- Did someone hurt themselves pooping so high off the seat?
- Did they fall in?
- Did they fall off?
- Did the poop hit the seat?
- Did the poop hit the floor?
- Did the water splash back up like it does in those blue porta potties?
- Is there some new craze that I'm not hip to like planking or parkour or is there some new Facebook skyriding poop challenge?
- Do you wipe like that or do you have stand and bend?
- Do you have to front flip to get off the seat?
- Do those cool seat protectors make the pose more slippery?
- Did someone complain to store management concerning someone doing something strange while pooping to warrant this sign or was there a corporate think tank somewhere discussing the proper pooping sign?
- What would happen if I was some kind of poop ninja and COULD actually get onto the seat that way...would I get in trouble? Who would know? Do I self-report or hope someone isn't peeping through the slit in the door or looking over the stall waiting for me to violate this rule?
Is there a similar sign in the ladies room advising not to drip dry?
If only we had a wall.....This is probably for the Mexicans they are so use to doing it in a ditch.Go use the bathroom after one of them uses a port a john crap everywhere.
It will happenIf only we had a wall.....
The mom and pop gas stations out in my area have stopped letting foreigners use their bathrooms because they’re tired of the mess they leave behind. They put notes on the doors saying “out of service”.This is probably for the Mexicans they are so use to doing it in a ditch.Go use the bathroom after one of them uses a port a john crap everywhere.