Last. Best. Final.

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

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Damn you that was a good gif

 

[UnionStrong]

Damn you that was a good gif

It was,

 

[BadIdeaGuy]

@BadIdeaGuy

Lol. Thanks for the tag. This amused me greatly.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Lol. Thanks for the tag. This amused me greatly.

Don't let him steal my stuff

 

[UnionStrong]

Lol. Thanks for the tag. This amused me greatly.

 

[Michael Scott]

You’re still not invited into the bunker. But we will except beer donations.

If this happens my methods will become the best in the nation. Wanna try and fire me? Watch me not walk on one blade of grass, ever top the speed limit, get my cart out for an extra 50 stops a day, not do two stops from one park location if the houses are on diagonals from each other, instead pull up ten more feet and park again… im sure i could come up with a million other things the first day i go for perfect methods. Four hours over every day here i come

 

[UnionStrong]

If this happens my methods will become the best in the nation. Wanna try and fire me? Watch me not walk on one blade of grass, ever top the speed limit, get my cart out for an extra 50 stops a day, not do two stops from one park location if the houses are on diagonals from each other, instead pull up ten more feet and park again… im sure i could come up with a million other things the first day i go for perfect methods. Four hours over every day here i come

Perhaps

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Lol. Thanks for the tag. This amused me greatly.

Here's another for that whore
@UnionStrong

 

[Max Headroom]

The company has tried to bluff with a weak hand....

I think we end up coming out on top with a good contract. Business as usual by September.

 

[Dumbo]

I've been told we're going back to a no visible tattoo, no piercings, and clean shaven policy.
I'm all for cleaning up our image and getting this hippie culture eradicated

To anybody worried about their beard and thinks this is serious just remember this was a Carol Tome policy she made the moment she took over. Trust me, this company is far too woke to go back on something like that. They would love nothing more than to have us cross dressing and putting glitter in your beard with the Ukraine and pride flags tattooed all over every inch of your body.

 

[UnionStrong]

To anybody worried about their beard and thinks this is serious just remember this was a Carol Tome policy she made the moment she took over. Trust me, this company is far too woke to go back on something like that. They would love nothing more than to have us cross dressing and putting glitter in your beard with the Ukraine and pride flags tattooed all over every inch of your body.

Where have you been? We need a voice of reason here.

 

[Dumbo]

Where have you been? We need a voice of reason here.

Covid thread died. That's pretty much the only reason I went on here until I wanted to creep on the contract/strike threads.

 

[UnionStrong]

Covid thread died

Lots of good threads left for you to dissect.

 

[Fido]

If this happens my methods will become the best in the nation. Wanna try and fire me? Watch me not walk on one blade of grass, ever top the speed limit, get my cart out for an extra 50 stops a day, not do two stops from one park location if the houses are on diagonals from each other, instead pull up ten more feet and park again… im sure i could come up with a million other things the first day i go for perfect methods. Four hours over every day here i come

You’re cutting corners

 

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If this happens my methods will become the best in the nation. Wanna try and fire me? Watch me not walk on one blade of grass, ever top the speed limit, get my cart out for an extra 50 stops a day, not do two stops from one park location if the houses are on diagonals from each other, instead pull up ten more feet and park again… im sure i could come up with a million other things the first day i go for perfect methods. Four hours over every day here i come

Remember to fold in your mirrors too. Every time. And be careful doing it, better check to make sure no one's coming when folding in AND folding out.

 

[Michael Scott]

Remember to fold in your mirrors too. Every time. And be careful doing it, better check to make sure no one's coming when folding in AND folding out.

Perfect forgot about that one.

 

[Bubblehead]

If this happens my methods will become the best in the nation. Wanna try and fire me? Watch me not walk on one blade of grass, ever top the speed limit, get my cart out for an extra 50 stops a day, not do two stops from one park location if the houses are on diagonals from each other, instead pull up ten more feet and park again… im sure i could come up with a million other things the first day i go for perfect methods. Four hours over every day here i come

Are you a new driver?

You do realize that nobody can ever be perfect, even for day as a package car driver, right?

 

[Michael Scott]

Are you a new driver?

You do realize that nobody can ever be perfect, even for day as a package car driver, right?

I am definitely not a new driver. And yes i realize that no one can be perfect. But i also realize that i can change my methods substantially to be more “by the book”, and in doing so increase how long it takes me to get done. Im usually between .5-.75 over. I can definitely pump that up quite a bit.

 

[UnionStrong]

I am definitely not a new driver. And yes i realize that no one can be perfect. But i also realize that i can change my methods substantially to be more “by the book”, and in doing so increase how long it takes me to get done. Im usually between .5-.75 over. I can definitely pump that up quite a bit.

So you’re a slacker most days.

 

[Michael Scott]

So you’re a slacker most days.

Sure if you wanna call it that. Even though running 30 minutes over on a non rural route is still working ten times harder than the average person.