Egads, Robin! - not
that Batpole!
Dear Youthful Ward Dick Grayson,
Listen. old chum. I'm wondering if you're interested in helping me battle a new super-villain that makes the Penguin, Joker, and Riddler look like amateurs? His name is The Chiseler, and he steals hundreds of millions of dollars from his workers with all sorts of villainous, dastardly scams! He is slick, but not oily like the foul Penguin or outlandishly garbed like the garish Riddler or fiendish clown prince of crime, the Joker. The Chiseler wears a nice suit and looks fairly average, with gray hair and a scheming team of accomplices who also wear fine suits. One is fat and black, resembling a television evangelist. The other looks like an aging Boy Scout, with a deceptive Disney charm. Both are very dangerous! They have formed many alliances with America's political leaders in a treasonous plot that would make even a hardened veteran say "Golly, Miss Molly".
Boy Wonder, Can I count on you to assist the Caped Crusader in an unprecedented effort to rid the world of these gosh darned evil scoundrels? The Bat Copter and Bat Mobile are both ready, Robin. The foam mattress factory has been alerted in case we need them. Chief O'Hara and Commissioner Gordon are already on-board as is Warden Borden. Alas, Alfred is no longer with us, but here in spirit! Atomic batteries to power, turbines to speed, IGNITION!!
As Always, Your partner in crime fighting.
Bruce Wayne
The Bat Cave Retirement Home