Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by ORLY!?!, Dec 31, 2013.
indecisi0n, your such a tool.
Not sure why he was so afraid of a turkey. They can a bit rough, but nothing to be that afraid of. I deliver on Cape Cod and there are thousands of wild turkeys everywhere. They never bother me. He ran into that PC like a bear was chasing him, LOL.
Would have waited for a passing truck then did a kick to that turkey like it was a tied Super Bowl game on the 30 yard line at last down with one second left on the clock!
Some people are afraid of the simplest of things. Perhaps that turkey likes the color brown. As for me, I wouldnt want them talons raking on me or being pecked to death.
He should have smacked it with his DIAD and claimed it as his Christmas turkey.
I have a friend who caught a turkey raping his turkey decoy in his back yard. He decided he was going to hide in the bushes and wait till the turkey came back for more (same time every day) and catch it. Literally catch it. Well he caught it all right and in the process the turkey put up a heck of a fight and scratched the crap out of his face and ripped some of his clothes. He said he probably would never try that again.
Went to Jamaica for vacation last year and the resort had peacocks. There was a lady there almost in tears everytime that thing got anywhere near her.
I can't say I've ever had to wrestle with a turkey but I have had some encounters with geese. Them buggers can be mean.
A business nearby has a pond with a couple nesting swans during the summer. If the geese get to close to the nest the male swan would chase them off.
Maybe the turkey was an amazon customer upset about their late package.
No if that were the case the turkey would hide behind social media to complain.
Peacocks can be pretty mean, it is said they can take down king cobras. Which would be an epic fight.
Sounds like someone should search that up on Youtube.
You're right. If it was an amazon customer they would have told the driver how much the love them then turn around and tell media that their life was ruined because UPS delivered their Miley Cyrus c.d. late.
Wild turkeys are actually very clever and can be mean. I've hunted with my brother before and wow
I did before posting. Made sure I want making an arse out've myself. But I have heard they will kill and eat snakes.
How bad was you hurt?..lol
Mean and smart, as well being tasty. Their not on the planet for being a dumb animal. All birds are special in opinion.
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