The @turdferguson answer thread

[Turdferguson]

Why do your in-laws steal your spoons?

I haven't figured that one out yet. My sister in law is eating a burger I just made and I got my eye on her

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

I haven't figured that one out yet. My sister in law is eating a burger I just made and I got my eye on her

Borrow the UPS metal detector when your in-laws come over.

 

[Turdferguson]

Borrow the UPS metal detector when your in-laws come over.

That thing sucks I think it picks the iron in your blood up.

 

[Turdferguson]

I can't really help but wanted to necro-post a ten year old question into @Turdferguson 's thread just to see what would happen.

What did they do lock it out after you quoted it?

 

[oldngray]

Why do your in-laws steal your spoons?

Because they think they're forks.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Because they think they're forks.

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Screw @Turdferguson

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

I just watched "Bee Season" with Richard Gere.


Ok, "Bee Season"......STUNK !!!!!

What the was Richard Gere thinking when he read this script?? !!

Does he forget what a good script reads like ? Hey Richard, remember "Pretty Woman"? Remember "Officer and a Gentleman"? Remember "Chicago."...not so long ago?? What the hell were you drinking or smoking when you chose this film??


OK, just my opinion. I call'em like I see 'em !!

I didn't see that one.

 

[Turdferguson]

Nope. I will answer people's questions on here from other threads so as not to annoy others

Thank you.
Now all I got to do is never view this thread.

Don't let the door hit ya on the way out pal

 

[Lead Belly]

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

http//www.browncafe.com/community/threads/heard-any-good-ones.1681/

 

[MyTripisCut]

http//www.browncafe.com/community/threads/heard-any-good-ones.1681/

Lmao

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Lmao

Best that I could do.

 

[Future]

What type of pen should I use ...when filling out info notices?

 

[Turdferguson]

What type of pen should I use ...when filling out info notices?

One that writes

 

[Turdferguson]

Best that I could do.

Sad

 

[MyTripisCut]

One that writes

Do you know of any that actually write on the left side of the info note? I can't find one.

 

[Turdferguson]

Do you know of any that actually write on the left side of the info note? I can't find one.

Never had the problem with that, but haven't filled one out in three years

 

[MyTripisCut]

No more an employee here after I got done with college a year and half ago. But decided since I had an account on here that I would kindly like to ask a question. Forgive me guys

I ordered a set of rims+tires from someone and it was shipped last Wednesday I got 4 packages out of 5 on Friday(3 tires/rims) and a (lug nut box). But I am missing the 4th tire, I ended up calling but the people "overseas" that answer for customer service won't tell me anything and just don't know what they're talking about. But I got a lost package claim currently. The item was scanned at my local hub in Jax, FL - Arrival scan. But now I get an "exception" - Were attempting to verify the package location message. Usually how long does it take to find the package and what is the process like finding the package? I mean how could something huge like that get lost. Can I go to the HUB and ask them there? I need the 4th tire badly because with the rainy conditions I can't keep on driving with 2/32 tread, I saved just enough to get these and don't want to be out of my money cause of this. Thanks Guy!

Try asking here first. It's a much more reliable answer you will receive.

 

[Oh Shoot]

Are we as drivers still to make right turns only?

 

[Little Brownie Girl]

Can a straight woman date a gay man and find happiness?