There's a joker in every deck

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by yes2matt, Oct 2, 2015.

  1. NXA

    NXA Active Member

    I've heard "Is this a box of money? " so many times it's starting to make me laugh.

    The one about FedEx and UPS merging isn't quite there yet.
     
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  2. scratch

    scratch Least Best Moderator Staff Member

    Just tell them that it used to be full of money. Then turn around and walk away.
     
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  3. clean hairy

    clean hairy Well-Known Member

    As soon as a person starts with the fedex ups joke, I immediately tell them "That makes 3,934 time I have heard that one."
    That shuts them up real quick!
     
  4. Ms.PacMan

    Ms.PacMan Well-Known Member

    I had a very elderly woman tell me that joke the other day and I laughed - but only for her.
     
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  5. greengrenades

    greengrenades To be the man, you gotta beat the man.

    I have seen drivers on two occasions go off on someone about the merger joke. They were 30 year vets so I'm sure they hit that wall lol.
     
  6. barnyard

    barnyard KTM rider Staff Member

    Me, "Wait, wait, wait. You can not possibly believe that you are the 1st one to have told me that one? No one is that gullible."
     
  7. olroadbeech

    olroadbeech Happy Verified UPSer

    " another day in paradise , aint it?"

    or "heres our UPS driver . living the dream, right?"

    feel like punching the next person who says these.
     
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  8. PT Car Washer

    PT Car Washer Well-Known Member

    Is it true you guys only make right hand turns?
     
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  9. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    I say "maybe it's a football and slam it on the floor ".
     
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  10. Customer asks how your day is going... You are honest occasionally & sheepishly say, "not very well". They say, "oh that's too bad, why?" You tell them honestly, & they respond with, "that's why you get paid the big bucks." My 2 thoughts? I'm not even full scale yet, d---head, & how hard I wanna kick 'em between the legs.
     
  11. PASinterference

    PASinterference Yes, I know I'm working late.

    Somebody said y'all don't have a/c. Why not?
     
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  12. brownmonster

    brownmonster Man of Great Wisdom

    Way too much customer interaction.
     
  13. 8000Shelf

    8000Shelf Active Member

    "Hey what can brown do for you"

    or

    "Do I need to sign?"

    or

    me: "You can refuse it or I'll mark it as possible damage"
     
  14. FilingBluesFL

    FilingBluesFL Well-Known Member

    It's always the ones you DON'T want to interact with, that are always the ones that need the most attention...
     
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  15. 8000Shelf

    8000Shelf Active Member

    Working late tonight?

    or

    I thought you guys only worked this late a Christmas
     
  16. Jackburton

    Jackburton Gone Fish'n

    " half hearted laugh, and just say yeaahhhh, smile and walk away"

    Don't have to many customer interactions nowadays, usually to far away from the door to hear anything they say after ringing the bell.
     
  17. NXA

    NXA Active Member

    ... "is that what they're calling it now? "

    ... "yeah, how did you get in it? "


    Are my stock responses. I should have better ones.
     
  18. NXA

    NXA Active Member

    It's always the guy in his jammies signing for wine. "Every night, all year. "
     
  19. Packmule

    Packmule Well-Known Member

    Now it's true we only make left turns.
     
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  20. Yeah, that's why I try to say the standard "good" instead of getting into the whole story of why my day was shot to hell.