This Ever Happen to You?

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by JackStraw, Jan 26, 2013.

  1. JackStraw

    JackStraw Active Member

    Had a lady come to the door yesterday morning in her sexy nighty. I SAW EVERYTHING. She wasn't one of my regular customers and I guess i caught her at a bad time(not for me). Made my day.
  2. serenity now

    serenity now Guest

    did you do a driver release?
  3. curiousbrain

    curiousbrain Well-Known Member

    I get it.
  4. Johney

    Johney Raise your hand if you think Upstate is a D-Bag

    My friend if she came to the door and opened it dressed like that she expected you to see everything:cool:
  5. brown67

    brown67 Active Member

    Nothing for me. Caught a naked guy making coffee one morning. Country house. Walked up to the porch and he was standing there in front of the window making coffee. Surprised the heck out of him. Did not make my day.
  6. Ms.PacMan

    Ms.PacMan Well-Known Member

    I encountered an old man nude on his riding lawn mower. Thank God he had a very long lane leading to the house. I could see this Chubakka/Big Foot type running across the yard to the house when I realized he was naked and slowed the truck WAYYYYYY down! LOL.
  7. over9five

    over9five Senior Member Staff Member

    Me too! That's one o' them high brow double contender typa things.
  8. JackStraw

    JackStraw Active Member

    I don't know how to copy posts so.....LOL
  9. Johney

    Johney Raise your hand if you think Upstate is a D-Bag

    Reply with quote, lower right hand corner of post.
  10. Johney

    Johney Raise your hand if you think Upstate is a D-Bag

    Too get a better look? :wink2:
  11. packageguy

    packageguy Well-Known Member

    yes. Walk in backyard to release package at back, 21 year old sun bathing nude. She said thank you. I said no thank you for using
  12. curiousbrain

    curiousbrain Well-Known Member

    How'd you know she was 21?
  13. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Those stops are always signature required.
  14. JackStraw

    JackStraw Active Member

  15. over9five

    over9five Senior Member Staff Member

    It was an adult signature required. He carded her!

    BSWALKS Easily Amused

    She's what I refer to as DTF. Down to :censored2::censored2::censored2::censored2::censored2::censored2:
  17. Sleeve_meet_Heart

    Sleeve_meet_Heart making the unreadable unreadabler

    I arrived at a sig only housecall and saw the front door was open (screen door closed). Walking up, before I could ring and knock, a smiling middle-age woman quickly came to the door. I could see her face and neck through the screen door window.

    She open the door, low and behold, she was nearly topless and scantily clad otherwise. Everything was "there". It became just a little more awkward as she exaggeratedly leaned over the diad for the sig, smiling and being flirty. Don't remember the quick small talk we had, not surprisingly. In the end there were no words available except, " thank you, have a great day." ;)
  18. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    There was a lady on one of the routes that always ordered stuff and always sunbathed topless behaind her house and always said "I'm back here" when you pulled up to deliver.

    Word is several guys were "volunteered" to put another coat of sun lotion on her back from time to time.
  19. serenity now

    serenity now Guest

    code that out as "other work"
  20. curiousbrain

    curiousbrain Well-Known Member

    Stealing time!