Re: *UPDATE UPS LAYS OFF ALL AIR DRIVERS IN MANHATTAN 43RD St building and Manhattan
It helps them make there numbers and that makes them look good and that translates into more stock and bonus for them.
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[FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif][SIZE=+1]My dad gave me one dollar bill[/SIZE][/FONT]
[SIZE=+1][FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]'Cause I'm his smartest son,[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1][FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]And I swapped it for two shiny quarters[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1][FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]'Cause two is more than one! [/FONT][/SIZE]
[FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif][SIZE=+1]And then I took the quarters[/SIZE][/FONT]
[SIZE=+1][FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]And traded them to Lou[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1][FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]For three dimes -- I guess he don't know[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1][FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]That three is more than two! [/FONT][/SIZE]
[FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif][SIZE=+1]Just then, along came old blind Bates[/SIZE][/FONT]
[SIZE=+1][FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]And just 'cause he can't see[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1][FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]He gave me four nickels for my three dimes,[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1][FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]And four is more than three! [/FONT][/SIZE]
[FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif][SIZE=+1]And I took the nickels to Hiram Coombs[/SIZE][/FONT]
[SIZE=+1][FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]Down at the seed-feed store,[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1][FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]And the fool gave me five pennies for them,[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1][FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]And five is more than four! [/FONT][/SIZE]
[FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif][SIZE=+1]And then I went and showed my dad,[/SIZE][/FONT]
[SIZE=+1][FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]And he got red in the cheeks[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1][FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]And closed his eyes and shook his head--[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1][FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]Too proud of me to speak! [/FONT][/SIZE]
[FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif][SIZE=+1]- Shel Silverstein [/SIZE][/FONT]