UPS Deliveries

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by wannabeups, Nov 1, 2005.

  1. wannabeups

    wannabeups Member

    Does UPS deliver to nudist colonies?
     
  2. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    Are you volunteering??
     
  3. dannyboy

    dannyboy From the promised LAND

    We deliver everywhere.

    Nudists are just a bunch of naked people that live closer together. Each UPS man/woman that has been out on the road a while can tell you, you dont have to go there to see naked people. Some even have sex while signing for packages. Been there. Seen it.

    d
     
  4. Unregistered

    Unregistered Guest

    Yes they do.
     
  5. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    ...and the UPS driver MUST disrobe before entering the colony.
     
  6. wannabeups

    wannabeups Member

    That is "jacked up"
     
  7. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    Dude, the nudist colony on my route gets packages every day. I know the rules!

    And I abide by them.

    (And I have no problem with it...)

    Anything for the customer..
     
  8. dannyboy

    dannyboy From the promised LAND

    Still wear your hat though, right? And the keys on the finger? So you are not totally nude!

    d
     
  9. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    Isn't anybody going to tell Danny where he can hang those keys and still keep the hands free??
     
  10. toonertoo

    toonertoo Most Awesome Dog Staff Member

    I bet he already knows.....Thats probaly why he is a "favorite"
     
  11. DS

    DS Fenderbender

    cod`s

    where does he keep the checks?
     
  12. toonertoo

    toonertoo Most Awesome Dog Staff Member

    Im just guessing, but maybe somewhere on his upper body...I know I could
     
    Last edited: Nov 4, 2005
  13. iloadthetruck

    iloadthetruck Member

    He doesn't need to take checks. They can swipe their debit/credit card.
     
  14. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    You people are quite sick!

    I'm sure you've heard the one about the best nudist being the one who could carry the most donuts.... !
     
  15. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    "And the keys on the finger?"

    And proper footwear. Wouldn't want to twist an ankle!

    (I also hold my DIAD strategically. Blocks most of the view)
     
  16. wily_old_vet

    wily_old_vet New Member

    (I also hold my DIAD strategically. Blocks most of the view)[/QUOTE]


    Thinking big about yourself again huh?
     
  17. ok2bclever

    ok2bclever I Re Member

    It's a product of the environment he is delivering in.
     
  18. danlin

    danlin Member

    over nine five . That would be ....Who is the best male nudist? The one that can carry a dozen donuts and 2 cups of coffee....and the best female???
    the one that can eat the 12th donut!!!!!
     
  19. wannabeups

    wannabeups Member

    You guys are sick, sick, sick. I didn't think UPS would deliver to such a place
     
  20. dannyboy

    dannyboy From the promised LAND

    Key ring turns it brown. Not attractive. So I use my finger.

    But I love you two sweeties anyway!

    d