What should I get my wife for our anniversary?

Discussion in 'Life After Brown' started by Big Babooba, Nov 28, 2009.

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What should I get my Bride for our anniversary?

  1. A bag of dog ****

    66.7%
  2. A dead skunk

    33.3%
  1. Big Babooba

    Big Babooba Well-Known Member

    We got married 28 years ago today - November, 28, 1981!
     
  2. ajblakejr

    ajblakejr Age quod agis

    Considering she is an ex -

    • One 28 year old on your arm would do it.:happy-very:
    • Two twenty year old something females equal to her current age for a "Big" sandwich. :wink2:
    Just suggestions.
     
  3. dilligaf

    dilligaf IN VINO VERITAS

    I like your idea. :happy-very:
     
  4. ajblakejr

    ajblakejr Age quod agis

    Do some housecleaning and keep Smokey locked in a room.

    Maybe wash some clothing and ride the washing machine?
     
  5. Big Babooba

    Big Babooba Well-Known Member

    Smokey is gone to live with my daughter.:happy2: I just stripped the bed and started the wash. Front loaders aren't as much fun.:dissapointed:
     
  6. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    Smokey is gone to live with my daughter.:happy2:

    oh no, a man without his pusillanimous
    cat. :dissapointed:
     
  7. Big Babooba

    Big Babooba Well-Known Member

    I have plenty of pusillanimous

    cats in my house.

    I still have Buster and Oreo
    :happy2:
     
  8. stevetheupsguy

    stevetheupsguy sʇǝʌǝʇɥǝndsƃnʎ

    I say go out and be the best bachelor that you can be. Forget that you were married and live your life to the fullest. The more you think about her, the harder it is to free yourself from your past and move on.
     
  9. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    Big, you don't go out on dates and talk about your ex, do you?!?!?!?
     
  10. How about a DVD filled with White Board commercials
     
  11. Pkgrunner

    Pkgrunner Service Provider

    You could give her a live Skunk as a gift that keeps on giving...just tell her it's a cat...
     
  12. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    Klein's e-mail address?
     
  13. dilligaf

    dilligaf IN VINO VERITAS

    One has to go out on dates before one can talk about ones ex. :wink2:



    Easy there Big, just giving you a hard time.
     
  14. dilligaf

    dilligaf IN VINO VERITAS

    OMG! Or give Klein her email address. That is too funny.
     
  15. Sleeve_meet_Heart

    Sleeve_meet_Heart making the unreadable unreadabler

    if you really want to have some fun

    when most appropriate, exclaim your love for her younger sister (whether you like her or not).
     
  16. stevetheupsguy

    stevetheupsguy sʇǝʌǝʇɥǝndsƃnʎ

    You guys are both hoping that Big's Ex gets "KLEIN-ED"???:wink2:

    I guess I need to lighten up a bit, LOL.
     
  17. dilligaf

    dilligaf IN VINO VERITAS

    Yes and yeah sometimes. :happy-very:
     
  18. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    The tried and true perfect gift, a Craftsman 7/16ths brake line wrench.
     
  19. rod

    rod retired and happy

    leather goods:

    a belt in the mouth and a boot in the ass
     
  20. ajblakejr

    ajblakejr Age quod agis


    I still think this would be the best gift -
    It would make me see RED.
    Snap a picture.
    Wear a BIG smile.