Discussion in 'Life After Brown' started by Big Babooba, Nov 28, 2009.
We got married 28 years ago today - November, 28, 1981!
Considering she is an ex -
One 28 year old on your arm would do it.
Two twenty year old something females equal to her current age for a "Big" sandwich.
I like your idea.
Do some housecleaning and keep Smokey locked in a room.
Maybe wash some clothing and ride the washing machine?
Smokey is gone to live with my daughter. I just stripped the bed and started the wash. Front loaders aren't as much fun.
Smokey is gone to live with my daughter.
oh no, a man without his pussy
I have plenty of pussy
cats in my house.
I still have Buster and Oreo
I say go out and be the best bachelor that you can be. Forget that you were married and live your life to the fullest. The more you think about her, the harder it is to free yourself from your past and move on.
Big, you don't go out on dates and talk about your ex, do you?!?!?!?
How about a DVD filled with White Board commercials
You could give her a live Skunk as a gift that keeps on giving...just tell her it's a cat...
Klein's e-mail address?
One has to go out on dates before one can talk about ones ex.
Easy there Big, just giving you a hard time.
OMG! Or give Klein her email address. That is too funny.
if you really want to have some fun
when most appropriate, exclaim your love for her younger sister (whether you like her or not).
You guys are both hoping that Big's Ex gets "KLEIN-ED"???
I guess I need to lighten up a bit, LOL.
Yes and yeah sometimes.
The tried and true perfect gift, a Craftsman 7/16ths brake line wrench.
a belt in the mouth and a boot in the ass
I still think this would be the best gift -
It would make me see RED.
Snap a picture.
Wear a BIG smile.
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