$1000 a week attendance bonus.

[rod]

I know you are but what am I?

I am rubber and you are glue.

Whatever you say bounces off of me,

And sticks to you.

My grandkids used to say this when they were about 10. Are you anywhere near 10?

 

[UnionStrong]

My grandkids used to say this when they were about 10. Are you anywhere near 10?

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[wilberforce15]

My grandkids used to say this when they were about 10. Are you anywhere near 10?

In binary, yes, I am 10.

 

[PreTrippin’]

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The question is can we have some?

 

[trickpony1]

I know you are but what am I?

I am rubber and you are glue.

Whatever you say bounces off of me,

And sticks to you.

My dad can beat up your dad.

Juvenile helping.

 

[wilberforce15]

My dad can beat up your dad.

Juvenile helping.

My kid can beat up your honor student.

 

[UnionStrong]

My kid can beat up your honor student.

My dog is smarter than your honor student

 

[wilberforce15]

My dog is smarter than your honor student

My karma can run over your dogma.

 

[Dewdewbrown]

Its funny how the young smart part timers are always jump starting their cars when we are arriving for work in the morning or waiting for uber by the front gate. I guess they are still waiting for one of those 1000 jobs to come thru..