A great big THANK YOU

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Laughingitup, Jun 11, 2015.

  1. Laughingitup

    Laughingitup I am just here for the laughs

    I posted this on the "new peeps" forum but I know not everyone will see it so I am reposting here as well.

    I found this site, quite by accident last year. My UPS driver and I started getting to know each other and we could see it leading further so I thought I would learn what I could about UPS so I could hold a conversation with him about his work. I have to say, you guys have CRACKED ME UP!!! I come to this site when I need a good laugh because you never fail. I know what you do is extremely hard work so it is really good to see the sense of humor that is displayed on here. There are a few of you whose posts I really look forward to reading. I created a login just to say "thanks!"
     
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  2. DumbTruckDriver

    DumbTruckDriver Allergic to cardboard.

    No, we don't know where your package is.
     
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  3. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    Again, you're welcome.
     
  4. Laughingitup

    Laughingitup I am just here for the laughs

    Oh I KNOW where MY package is...currently driving a PC around here somewhere.
     
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  5. UnsurePost

    UnsurePost making the unreadable unreadabler

    oh, it's you
     
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  6. Laughingitup

    Laughingitup I am just here for the laughs

    OMG...that is sooo funny...but no, I don't need to order any sex toys to get attention from my driver...and I certainly don't need to go on Craig's List to get a message to him about being ready....but I think that driver may be in this city...I have heard about him....
     
  7. upschuck

    upschuck Well-Known Member

    You need to talk to the guy who has a crush on his driver, and tell him how you did it.
     
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  8. Number24

    Number24 #24

    Found this site during peak of last year and can't stop posting, retrieving info, and laughing. I'll be on this forum for as long as I'm with the company. & you're welcome :-)
     
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  9. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Are you both dudes? Do you have a long driveway?
     
  10. Laughingitup

    Laughingitup I am just here for the laughs

    I am afraid my methods won't work for the mad crusher. I didn't have to do much. I have an unusual name that he couldn't believe was real. That started the conversation. I don't have high hopes for crushed dude. Smh
     
  11. clean hairy

    clean hairy Well-Known Member

    Your package is driving a PC?
    That takes some balls to do!
     
  12. Laughingitup

    Laughingitup I am just here for the laughs

    Since the package would include balls, I would expect them to be working in tandem with each other...so yes, it would take balls for my package to be driving the PC. I would be a little disappointed to find out they were useless.
     
  13. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    Most women are relieved when their man is shooting blanks.
     
  14. Gumby

    Gumby *

    Welcome aboard.
     
  15. sailfish

    sailfish Having way too much fun.

    Only live ammunition here, baby.
     
  16. Gumby

    Gumby *

    Be careful. Don't shoot your eye out.
     
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  17. Laughingitup

    Laughingitup I am just here for the laughs

    I don't care if they are blanks or fully loaded...as long as the gun works
     
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  18. Gumby

    Gumby *

    Just no hair trigger.
     
  19. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

    a snubnose?
     
  20. Returntosender

    Returntosender Well-Known Member