A Saleslead A Day Keeps The Competition Away

[Box Ox]

Why would you send your retirement papers through UPS?

I put mine in a manila envelope and put 5 stamps on it.

Didn't even send it certified?! I'd wanna be absolutely sure my butt was outta there on day 1 of retirement eligibility.

 

[Old Man Jingles]

I walked my retirement in.
Still took 2 months.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Didn't even send it certified?! I'd wanna be absolutely sure my butt was outta there on day 1 of retirement eligibility.

I sent it in 9 months early.

 

[1989]

I walked my retirement in.
Still took 2 months.

Long walk.

 

[Old Man Jingles]

Long walk.

3 floors up and 50 feet over.
I was in Corporate.

 

[1989]

I walked my retirement in.
Still took 2 months.

3 floors up and 50 feet over.
I was in Corporate.

And still took you 2 months?

 

[BakerMayfield2018]

3 floors up and 50 feet over.
I was in Corporate.

No one cares.






Shove it Sideways

 

[Poop Head]

3 floors up and 50 feet over.
I was in Corporate.

Shoulda pooped in the corner

 

[Old Man Jingles]

Shoulda pooped in the corner

Ain’t gonna do it.
Wouldn’t be prudent.