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Mike23
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I tried to claim this (obviously jokingly) to my center manager. I used to only do business' but now have a resi 'split' (which appears to be permanent). Well, three days in a row I had a run in with dogs that escalated which could only be the hand of God at work.
Day 1: A little midget dog barked and growled at me in an intimidating way... I skipped that house obviously
Day 2: A dog PEED on me... It was friendly, I petted the little fellow which I guess felt real good so he relaxed and off he went going wee wee on me
Day 3: I noticed a big piece of plywood blocking a door. Obviously a dog present so I shook the gate. I then yelled 'UPS' and got no answer. So, into the yard I ventured. I was halfway to the door when the owner of the place decided his dogs needed to go out. I hear a short, deep voiced kind of 'woof' and say, 'Oh smile**' while running to the gate with repeated exclamations over and over. I hurdle the gate and turn around to see a german shepard and a doverman's body hanging over the top of the fence barking away and looking at me like I'm prime rib. The owner comes out and proceeds to tell me, 'they're friendly'... Yes, I can tell that by the ravenous look in their eyes and the spittle flying at me while they're foaming at the mouths to eat me!
Well, anyways, after I explained this to my center manager he replied with, 'Well, we'll find out if it's really an act of god by the end of the day.' I ask, 'Why?' He says, 'because you'll either be back at the center after you finish your route... Or a dog will have eaten you'. Thank center manager
Day 1: A little midget dog barked and growled at me in an intimidating way... I skipped that house obviously
Day 2: A dog PEED on me... It was friendly, I petted the little fellow which I guess felt real good so he relaxed and off he went going wee wee on me
Day 3: I noticed a big piece of plywood blocking a door. Obviously a dog present so I shook the gate. I then yelled 'UPS' and got no answer. So, into the yard I ventured. I was halfway to the door when the owner of the place decided his dogs needed to go out. I hear a short, deep voiced kind of 'woof' and say, 'Oh smile**' while running to the gate with repeated exclamations over and over. I hurdle the gate and turn around to see a german shepard and a doverman's body hanging over the top of the fence barking away and looking at me like I'm prime rib. The owner comes out and proceeds to tell me, 'they're friendly'... Yes, I can tell that by the ravenous look in their eyes and the spittle flying at me while they're foaming at the mouths to eat me!
Well, anyways, after I explained this to my center manager he replied with, 'Well, we'll find out if it's really an act of god by the end of the day.' I ask, 'Why?' He says, 'because you'll either be back at the center after you finish your route... Or a dog will have eaten you'. Thank center manager